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17 Aug 2020 11:13:32
Ok so its all over Thank God.
Just for laughs i'd like to see everybody's football manager summer. Here is mine.
Sell pogba. Swap
Sell ddg. Swap
Sell smalling 20m
Sell shaw 30m
Sell periera 10m
Sell dalot 10m
Sell jones free
Sell rojo free
Sell lingard 20m
Sell mata swap
Sell fred. Swap
Sell bailly. Swap
Ddg bailly and mata to athletico and throw in fred as a sweetener. Getting saul and party in return. They can then cash in on oblak.
Pogba to juve getting sandro and raibot in return
So no money spent so far😂😂😂
Buy sancho 100m
Buy upmencano 50m
Buy both norwich full backs 40 m
Dvdb from ajax 40m ( i'd take their coach too)
Net spend 130m
12 out
9 in
Promote hendo
Sack ole and get a proper coach.

Of course its not realistic but i honestly genuinely believe that's the sort of squad surgery required.

{Ed002's Note - Upamechano is not moving to Manchester United. Who will buy or exchange all of these players?}

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17 Aug 2020 11:33:51
Of course its not realistic ed002. Its fantasy stuff.
None of it is realistic although I'm gleeful the club will get rid of ole sonner rather than later i don't see any long term improvement while he is in charge.

17 Aug 2020 11:49:33
I agree with most of it Ken you can add Lindelof to that list and I would consider getting rid of Rashford. I know I’ll get pelters for saying Rashford but for me he is never going to be anywhere near world class. He is so predictable cut inside and blast it. Maybe Barcelona can take him off our hands for a ridiculous sum. I know he’s been linked with them before. How are these scouts still in a job and some of the decisions from upstairs are laughable. A player has a few good games, first thing we do longer improved contract. Comical.

17 Aug 2020 12:08:46
What are your thoughts on the cbs ken . I think Rojo and jones most people would move on if it was possible . But is smalling one of the best 4 cbs at the club, I think there's a strong arguement he is .
Tuanzebe seems injured pretty often and rarely selected even if fit and there's often another young lad mentioned on here who's name escapes me who may jump ahead of him soon .
If we didn't add another cb which 4 would you keep if there was the opportunity to move 3 on .

17 Aug 2020 12:28:53
Hi slate.
Agree with you.
Mengi is the lad your thinking of.
Tuanzebe not played consistently for 3 years and he is only 22. He has potential i'd give him another years loan.
Smalling has proven to be not good enough over 7 years.
Is he better than lindelof is some aspects yes in others no.
Bailly always injured.
Jones. Crap and always injured.
Rojo is useless.
Lindelof just periods making the same errors.
If you have to keep 4 toss the names in a hat and take pot luck.
Harry
Lindelof
Bailly
Smalling
Loan tuanzebe
Give rojo and jones free transfers.

17 Aug 2020 14:57:13
If we’re talking obtainable fantasy, I’d be looking at Saul, Sancho, Koulibaly and Grealish in and Perreira, Smalling, Jones, Rojo, Lingard, De Gea and Mata out.

Unfortunately, that’s probably only going to bring in about £80m (assuming we could even find buyers) and would likely cost about £300m - so I think it will remain in the realms of fantasy. Even dropping Grealish from the lost would mean a net spend of £170m odd which given the financial implications of C.V. seems unlikely.

Part of me just wants the club to throw everything we’ve got at Sancho and Saul because I think they’d completely transform our team; but I think the need for a top CB has been growing more and more obvious with each passing week since coming back from lockdown, so it’s a tough one.





 

 

 
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