13 Jul 2017 00:29:37
I would give Sanchez a piggy back from the Emirates to Old Trafford if we signed him. And if Ed managed to swap him for Smalling I'd tow Mike the other way using a rope connected to my nuts.
In other similar likelihood news, I am just off for a 4 way romantic rendezvous with the Pope, Rihanna and a goat named Dave.
13 Jul 2017 00:49:52
That was in follow up to the post down the page on Smalling going the other way to bring Sanchez to us. My promise stands in its own though!
13 Jul 2017 08:50:36
Funnier things have happened.
Who saw Cantona or Cole before they happened? Keane was nearly at Blackburn, who saw Martial being the target?
I hope the goat is friendly.