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22 Jun 2018 00:14:11
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21 Jun 2018 20:43:22
The population of Croatia is less than the population of Scotland, or indeed Ireland. Yet here they are heading into the last 16 of the World Cup.

However, the population gap is nothing when compared to England, or Iceland, the 2 absolute extremes. I’d love Iceland to progress and indeed they might!

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21 Jun 2018 21:16:05
I hope Croatia do Well, that modric is a good player.
I think we should buy another player with an itch modric, perisic, rakitic, savic
We have matic already he needs a friend with an itch.

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21 Jun 2018 21:25:56
I must be honest I do enjoy watching Argentina rubbish the bed and then roll round in it 😃 up yours Diego's both simeone and maradona.

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21 Jun 2018 21:30:37
They ware a team that play for each other where as Argentina are full of individual stars with huge egos.

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21 Jun 2018 21:43:57
I always cheered on the Argies. First World Cup I watched was 78, and I got their top. However, this is the worst team in my memory. Apart from Messi and Aguero, none of that starting 11 would get into one of the other major nations. Except maybe Dybala and he can't get a game. As someone who's always followed them, it's quite sad to see them so poor. I still backed Croatia at a ridiculous 3/ 1, so silver linings and all that.

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21 Jun 2018 22:54:21
They have a decent side, but it’s completely se up for Messi. When he doesn’t perform, they’re terrible. He’s been poor internationally for the last few years. I just don’t understand how a team of such limited resources can keep Huguine and a Dybala on the bench. Crying out for a 4-4-2. Two holding mids, Messi and Dybala (but they’d actually need to track back and play for the team) as narrow wide players and Hugine and Aguero up front. Can’t be worse than what we’ve seen in their last two games.

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21 Jun 2018 23:09:33
Their defence is terrible
Oatamendi is a bad defender.

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21 Jun 2018 23:40:36
Otaemendi deserved red today for that disgusting kick of the ball against Rakitic's head.

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21 Jun 2018 20:35:21
I’ve always loved the Messi Ronaldo debate. For me it boiled down to would you rather shag a big busty stunner (Ronaldo) or a quirky beauty (Messi), Andy I would have always gone for quirky. However, based on what we have. Seen so far I think there would be much better sex with the big busty stunner (Ronaldo) .

Messi is a thing of beauty but in the big tournaments he doesn’t seem able to influence games. Compare that to Ronaldo who seems to drag his country through and is almost a one man wrecking ball.

I much prefer quirky sex and will continue to do so but I know that the busty sex is probably better.

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21 Jun 2018 20:55:49
So what type of sex is Titus Bramble?

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{Ed007's Note - A cry w@nk?}

21 Jun 2018 21:08:14
Guilty rebound sex.

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21 Jun 2018 22:04:37
Argentina were left down by their willy, just like me after a few pints😀.

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21 Jun 2018 22:18:46
Leahy, that scores sad. The more pints I have, the more reliable my Willy gets.

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21 Jun 2018 23:10:35
Lol, you must eat a lot of peanuts.

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21 Jun 2018 17:53:20
Hi Ed's I've just got a bit of a general question. I'm just wondering what transfer activity is like during major summer international tournaments? Do you find it gets busier or does it quiet down as player are more focused on the tournament. I realise there's only a minor amount of players there in the grand skeem of things so I guess I'm more referring to the top European leagues.

Love the site and cheers for whatever response you can give.

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{Ed002's Note - Work on transfers continues whilst players are away. Some clubs have already agreed much of their summer work (e.g. Roma) and come July 1 there will be an increase in transfers being completed. Some clubs have done a lot less because of other matters that are constraining them (e.g. Milan). There is a long way to go but work continues.}

21 Jun 2018 19:00:50
Sweet! Appreciate the response Ed002.

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21 Jun 2018 17:33:34
Okay Gentlemen, We have news on the Matt Hawker Cup 2019.

So far, what do we know?  
The date will be the 15th of June
And held in Oxfordshire-ish again.  

After speaking to all 24 players, they have all told me they would like to play again next year, and due to their monumental effort how can anyone say no?  

After seeing the wonderful words and backing on the site, it is clear a lot more people want to join in for 2019, so we have decided to increase squad sizes from 12 to 14, allowing us to have 4 new players.  

Quite frankly there is no easy way to choose, so from as of right now we are running a competition.  

It is one question you have to answer, by midnight, Friday the 22nd of June.  

How many in TOTAL, goals will be scored at the world cup 2018. So yes this includes all goals previous to today, so time to do some homework ;)  

The closest 4 will be added into the Matt Hawker cup, the next 4 after that will be placed on the reserve list. It is an honour to Matt and the website that so many people want to get involved and for that i am extremely grateful.  

For any ties in the final standings, it will work on closest guess then move down to who submitted their guess first, so you may want to wait till friday after a few more goals, but is it worth the risk?!  

Please email me on benjaminallen1991@hotmail. co . uk, your username if you have one, contact email address and your guess.  

Best of luck!

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21 Jun 2018 14:35:56
Hi all,
Thanks to the Eds as always.
Ed002, with reference to my previous post, I believe despite 'obviously him not signing before the end of the month', we've got him - can you confirm?


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{Ed002's Note - Subject to the usual matters, yes.}

21 Jun 2018 16:25:52
Thanks for the reply Ed!

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21 Jun 2018 15:30:47
So Fred has been confirmed officially. I'm glad they kept that quiet so it didn't effect his World Cup appearances.

They just need to be very clear on the team sheet which Fred the Red they mean :-)

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21 Jun 2018 15:54:21
I know i have seen some pics of Fred (the red) and he has some weight on him and a very big head.

could get on a one or two corners.

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21 Jun 2018 08:07:39
This fifa kit clash is mad. How can Australia (yellow) clash with Denmark (red) . It's all about selling away kits if you ask me. 😆😆.

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Review Of The Day 21st June 2018

21 Jun 2018 06:56:29
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 21st June 2018

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20 Jun 2018 21:54:30
The best things I've seen in the world cup so far.
1 Bilic, to be fair I don't care
2 Keane, I should have ripped his head off
3, the lad from Iran trying to do a somersault throw.

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20 Jun 2018 23:16:10
Not often we agree Leahy but my 3 favourite things also, maybe not in that order, that throw in was amazing, especially when he then took it short!

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20 Jun 2018 23:18:58
Yea sure the charity match was more entertaining then some of them.

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21 Jun 2018 00:11:46
Some throw, Keane and bilic are the best bits, 2 lunatics and Ian Wright just agrees with both of them.

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21 Jun 2018 00:59:10
And Japan fans taking bin bags and cleaning the stadium after their match.

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21 Jun 2018 07:38:32
Japan AND Senegal.

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21 Jun 2018 14:31:24
I love Bilic as a pundit. Putting him with Keane Neville and Wrighty is genius 😆😆.

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20 Jun 2018 20:53:37
Im not impressed with the Spain team! They are really missing Iniesta and Xavi's influences?

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20 Jun 2018 21:02:26
Yeah, they’re really missing Iniestia. His twin brother is really struggling to fill his shoes in this side.

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20 Jun 2018 21:14:01
PIF did you watch the game? 😂😂😂.

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20 Jun 2018 23:06:47
Yea of course i worded it wrong sorry

Meaning the link up play of Iniesta and Xavi as without Xavi there's no consistency.

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20 Jun 2018 23:17:24
😂 I think the player they are missing most is David Silva to be honest, or Diego Costa, if they had someone like him up top they would have scored a few goals by now. And why is De Gea not playing in net? It’s crazy.

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