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21 Jun 2018 20:35:21
I’ve always loved the Messi Ronaldo debate. For me it boiled down to would you rather shag a big busty stunner (Ronaldo) or a quirky beauty (Messi), Andy I would have always gone for quirky. However, based on what we have. Seen so far I think there would be much better sex with the big busty stunner (Ronaldo) .

Messi is a thing of beauty but in the big tournaments he doesn’t seem able to influence games. Compare that to Ronaldo who seems to drag his country through and is almost a one man wrecking ball.

I much prefer quirky sex and will continue to do so but I know that the busty sex is probably better.

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21 Jun 2018 20:55:49
So what type of sex is Titus Bramble?

{Ed007's Note - A cry w@nk?}

21 Jun 2018 21:08:14
Guilty rebound sex.

21 Jun 2018 22:04:37
Argentina were left down by their willy, just like me after a few pints😀.

21 Jun 2018 22:18:46
Leahy, that scores sad. The more pints I have, the more reliable my Willy gets.

21 Jun 2018 23:10:35
Lol, you must eat a lot of peanuts.

22 Jun 2018 01:22:16
I don't like the way you talk about women like they're pieces of meat, Tony.

22 Jun 2018 09:00:47
Do you like how Ronaldo hoists his shorts up before taking a freekick AJH? lol.

Both of them have looked off the boil for me. Ronaldo may have scored some goals, but his actually play has been below that of many other players so far. In saying that both of them have been playing alongside far inferior players, only so much one man can do.

22 Jun 2018 10:02:13
Ronaldo = 4 goals including a hat trick against one of the favourites, every goal for his country so far and the catalyst for everything good about Portugal

Messi - missed a penalty and done nothing else as his team have't won a game.

If that is Ronaldo off the boil then I don't know what you are expecting, he isn't the player he once was, he isn't as young or quite as quick but you do seem to have a weird negative opinion of him Beast or perhaps your expectations are too high.

22 Jun 2018 10:24:12
Agree gds.

Im glad i'm not you beast otherwise i don't think i'd be around any longer. My little heart couldn't take the pain day in day out.

22 Jun 2018 11:33:57
haha - just because I think Ronaldo's play hasn't been that great and his goals have misled the fanboys?

A penalty, fluke/ freak goal and a quality freekick does not make you the best player in the world. I think your judging criteria on actual performance is far too simplistic and flawed.

22 Jun 2018 11:39:46
In form in the here and now the best player out there is Ronaldo.
Your only as good as your last game.
Ronaldo looks after himself and I'd say is as fit as any footballer out there.

22 Jun 2018 16:38:22
Running around a bit doesn't win you football matches Beast, scoring goals does, so sorry for judging the performance of a striker on how many important goals he's scored in 2 games.



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