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Team: Manchester United

Where from: Northern Ireland

Favourite player: George Best

Best team moment: Barcelona '99.

Interests: Travelling, National Hunt horse racing, poker and golf

Timezone: (GMT) Western Europe Time, London, Lisbon, Casablanca

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04 Sep 2015 22:04:29
Creme de la menthe! Parlez-vous Norn Iron?

How to speak Norn Iron (very funny)

1.) 05 Sep 2015 14:34:03
Cheers Eds for the accompanying video. I've never felt sympathy for the French before, but God help them if we do the unthinkable, and actually bloody qualify.

2.) 05 Sep 2015 15:00:27
Stickin out stevie




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21 Jan 2018 22:51:46
Ed002, if you're about. Who are we going to sign next, and can you tell me when this is going to happen, please? I don't need it narrowed down to the exact minute, but the day and date would be great. Thanks.

1.) 22 Jan 2018 11:21:10
Leo Messi, 2018-07-24 09:37. I know you didn't want the minut but I thought, what the h*ll give it to him, so I gave you the minute anyway, hope that is okey.

Have a nice one Noucamp99

/ / Sweg.

2.) 22 Jan 2018 13:06:31
Stevie, you and I are Waldorf and Statler as I had a very similar post that I shelved. It’s a bit like “are we there yet”? 😃.



20 Jan 2018 23:53:30
Frank Lampard on Sanchez: “It’s not like he’s turned down City to go to China. He’s gone to one of the biggest, if not the biggest club in the world in Manchester United. ”

Finally, some sense spoken in the media, and by fat Frank of all people. Welcome to Manchester, Alexis.

1.) 21 Jan 2018 00:15:48
Always seemed like a sensible lad.



20 Jan 2018 17:45:22
The sort of game we would have drawn last season. Burnley are no mugs. Not pretty, but 3 points and move on.

1.) 20 Jan 2018 18:30:14
Yup. Tough gig, but we escaped with 3 points and a clean sheet.

2.) 20 Jan 2018 19:16:14
If Pogba and Lukaku hasn't been clear selfish than it would have been Martial Hatrik. and an easy win.



16 Jan 2018 10:58:56
Hope we don't sign that Moura fella. That nutmeg on him was well embarrassing.

1.) 16 Jan 2018 11:08:11
Done like a kipper.

2.) 16 Jan 2018 11:50:12
He's another Theo Walcott. Stay well clear.



15 Jan 2018 19:06:43
'Nice one Cyrille, nice one son. Nice one Cyrille, let's have another one'.

One of my earliest memories of terrace songs. Great player in a very WBA team at the time. What he and other black players back then had to put up with, was absolutely sickening.

Ridiculous age to be dying.

1.) 15 Jan 2018 19:44:41
Fabulous player Stevie and a true tragedy.

2.) 15 Jan 2018 20:49:00
@camp nou 99 think you will find that song about cyril knowles circa about 1972, sgreed on cyril though i watched him every week when he played for hayes i was 12 i could even see he would make it one of my best memories we playing southall our derby then 2 nil down with 20 to play and he scores a hat trick as he was local followed him a lot was good to us kids as well nice bloke hayes only got 5000 from west brom for him what a bargain that was pretty sure he scored a screamer at old trafford think we were drawing with west brom at half time 3 3 that game, think that's rihht was young stand to be corrected.

3.) 15 Jan 2018 21:57:35
I always thought it was about Regis, mate. I stand corrected.




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19 Jan 2018 23:05:37
Seems an awful long way to go, just to tell Ronnie we don't want him. Has no one heard of the phone?7



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18 Jan 2018 13:57:31
I still think Shnyder at his peak, would have been a brilliant signing for us. I'm a bit sad we never got to see him in a Utd shirt.



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18 Jan 2018 13:55:48
Bit of advice, mate. If you're asking Ed002 a question, make sure you take a deep breath, and read your question through again before hitting the send button. And again. And probably again, just to make sure. If you choose to ignore this advice, make sure you don your armour, and particularly your iron cod-piece, and prepare to be kicked very strongly in the nads. Much to the merriment of your fellow posters, I might add :)



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28 Dec 2017 21:59:39
Sorry, Singh, I was aiming that at Ed002, mate. Was referring to Asensio 😀.



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28 Dec 2017 14:27:05
CSM, I think Smalling might have been overcompensating after the last time he was injured, when José wasn't exactly sympathetic to his plight. Having said that, the manager could see the pain he was in, and still just sat there. That's when a proper touchline manager earns his crust. How can you organise, cajole and inspire, when you're sitting with your hands in your pocket most of the game, snuggled up in your parka looking mean and moody. Would Herrera have been so awkward if it was José barking the instructions at him?




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21 Jan 2018 22:35:26
Don't tell Bond, but that's fairly typical fare in the not-quite-independent, socialist Republic of Scotland :)



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21 Jan 2018 17:23:46
Get out while you still can, mate.



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21 Jan 2018 17:22:14
Another typical, ready-made José player. If we need a central midfielder for the short term, there's a lot worse out there. Still prefer Sshnider, tho.



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21 Jan 2018 17:18:22
Oliver Holt is one of the few journalists I bother reading. His article today on the Sanchez signing was refreshing to read, in amongst all the usual tripe.



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21 Jan 2018 13:13:53
Goalkeepers and defenders are never going to be paid as much as the more creative players. Very naive argument.