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20 Dec 2017 22:15:51
'They were lucky'. You stay classy, José.

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20 Dec 2017 23:01:02
100% hats of to Bristol I thought they played great.
I asked the other week but has anyone seen the United midfield, been missing for over a month.
Ibra? Looks a long way off it.
Reminded me of the g Neville performance the game before he retired.

20 Dec 2017 23:12:27
I remember that game jred, a very sad time for me and utd as a team.

20 Dec 2017 23:22:47
Scholes
It was a hard watch.

21 Dec 2017 02:06:34
Watching Utd of late is like turning up to a strip club, the girls are all on strike that night, so one of the beefy bouncers decides to have a go on the pole for your viewing pleasure!

A very hard watch, but you turn up the following week hoping to see the girls perform, but the strip club has now sacked all the girls and just keeps the beefy bouncer dancing song after song, week after week - eventually you have say enough is enough of this.

Jose's negative tactics is the 'beefy bouncer' in this analogy!

21 Dec 2017 03:45:46
There are always other strip clubs you can go to.

21 Dec 2017 04:06:58
A club is for life Shan not just for Christmas.

21 Dec 2017 04:25:21
So Shan unless we all praise God Emperor Mourinho we are not fans better of supporting other teams, a predictable response from mourinho fanboy.

21 Dec 2017 05:52:27
I thought Bristol were fabulous they played some great counter attacking stuff.
Too many individuals under par for me last night darmian was god awful blind had a very choppy game also.

Jred I said exactly the same thing to my son last night about the g nev last game ibra looked like a Busted flush.

It did make me chuckle a bit how jose said lucky about a hundred times but then said he didn't want the word lucky to be remembered 😊.

If we had to go out of one of the competition that we were in that was the one easiest to swallow still gutted tho 😥.

21 Dec 2017 05:55:26
Red

"I asked the other week but has anyone seen the United midfield, been missing for over a month. "

It looks like the only combination that gives us some form of control is Matic and Pogba. All other combos as you rightfully point out are weak.

21 Dec 2017 13:26:58
That's the poorest attempt at an analogy iv ever seen. Jose's tactics aren't to blame for losing this game. Do you think Jose says to Rashford "Every time you get the ball, stop, let every defender get back into position and then you pretend you're Ronaldo and try and dribble by them all".

Do you think he told Darmain "listen son, be rubbish tonight. Let a championship left back have you on toast for 90 minutes". I could go through the other 8 players on the team that deserve criticism bar Shaw and it would sound the same.

For once this isn't Jose's fault. The players deserve the blame 100%.

21 Dec 2017 17:27:33
I don't care what anyone else says, Beast, I love your analogies.







 

 

 
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