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23 May 2022 16:38:29
Been good talking to you whiners on live chat

Have a good summer.

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23 May 2022 18:12:30
Have a good summer, fancy selling us Odie-garden?

{Ed014's Note - he can play football mate, didn’t think you were the kind of club that bought players like that. ?‍♂️?

23 May 2022 19:13:47
Is this the same odegaard that has less prem goals and assists in two seasons than Bruno has this one season? Which was his worst season for us. And he spent most of the time whinging?

Keep him lmao.

{Ed014's Note - ahh another clueless Bruno lover ???

23 May 2022 20:01:04
Ed014 I will have you a charity bet you can name the price of the bet
Utd to finish higher than Arsenal next season.

{Ed014's Note - are you of the opinion that I think Arsenal are better than United or are you just feeling lucky?

23 May 2022 23:39:07
Are those bruno assists counting the one he gave zaha yesterday?

Dont think I've ever seen odegaard do that tbf.

24 May 2022 08:15:04

{Ed014's Note - well if I’m honest I think we’re equally poor but I’m happier with my squad and wouldn’t swap it for yours.

We need a better manager and I’d take Graham Potter or would have had ETH too as think he’d do more with our squad than he will with yours.

Don’t gamble and being higher than United isn’t what I want, it’s to be up with Liverpool and City.

However as it’s for charity I’d do £50

£25 to cancer research and £25 to the British Heart Foundation. ??

24 May 2022 09:01:53
Same clueless Bruno lover I'm afraid 014. I do like Odegaard though, he does a lot of the unseen work. Be interesting to see how esr kicks on next season too, had a great season this time around.

{Ed014's Note - I think next season is going to be interesting for both of us, I’m not struck on Arteta but he’ll be here so it’ll be interesting to see if he can do better, he truly needs too.

Interesting to see if ETH, can get a tune out of a lot of players you already have and how you do in offloading and bringing in better.

24 May 2022 13:44:30
I know what you mean Ed as I have higher ambitions than finishing higher than a woeful Arsenal side

£50 it is I’ll put it to the same 2 charities as you if I lose

Good luck.

{Ed014's Note - ??? and to you!


24 May 2022 15:31:59
Ed I thought you had Lacazette oh my bad
Not surprising when we don’t have a defence and midfield
We’re both rubbish.

{Ed014's Note - Lacazette a striker! ???

24 May 2022 20:09:46
Arsenal's capitulation of top4 was of some solace to us ed. Just when you seem to get going it all falls apart. Strange one. If the continued missing of champs league carries on I fear you'll lose the likes of martinelli and saka.

{Ed014's Note - I can imagine after spending a billion quid to be utter shite that any tiny straw to clutch is going to be some kind of solace.

Do you think you’ll actually ever get going again or just continue to fall apart?

It must also be a great solace to you that you have the “world class” Varane in your back line, he can’t half head a ball!

I guess the other solace is you obvs don’t have a single player you’d fear losing! ???

25 May 2022 16:48:34



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