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08 Mar 2019 14:06:09
Monchi has left Roma, was he a potential Dof for us ed?

{Ed002's Note - No.}

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08 Mar 2019 15:02:44
Is there any news on who the candidates are at present? It all seems to have gone worryingly quite on the DOF front once again. I do hope they don’t back out of appointing a DOF/ Tech Director.
For my money they should seriously be chasing Van der Saar.

08 Mar 2019 15:36:47
Perthredmike, apparently we made an approach to Disney for Mickey mouse, but they turn us down, we then asked about Ronaldo Duck but he is still on loan to the Republican party and busy "running" the USA. They said we could have Goofy but we decided that he wasn't really a step up from Ed Woodward. So we walked away.

I hear we might make an approach to Warner Bros for Porky Pig as Bugs is considered to have too big of an ego to work alongside Ed Woodward.

Although Ryan Giggs would like the club to go for Rodger Rabbit so he can get to know Jessica a bit better.

08 Mar 2019 15:47:07
I have the official shortlist here guys.

1. Ed Woodward.
2. Edward Woodward.
3. Eddie Woodward.
4. E Woodward.
5. Edd Woodward.

08 Mar 2019 16:56:46
Who is Ed woodWork.

08 Mar 2019 17:26:45
I reckon Ole for head coach and saint Eric for dof.

{Ed002's Note - Why something so stupid.}

08 Mar 2019 17:32:09
I think ed would-work.

08 Mar 2019 18:00:42
It's what we do.



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