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02 Oct 2018 15:27:39
Imagine if (and its a big if) we appointed Zidane.

"Right Mr Woodward to sort this midfield out I need a certain German playmaker. "

"No problem leave it to me. "

3 months of hardball negotiation later its deadline day.

"Mr Woodward I did not mean Pascal Gross. ".

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02 Oct 2018 15:40:26
Funny and yet still a likely scenario.

On a side note Gross isn't too shabby.

02 Oct 2018 16:43:16
More like

"Right Mr Woodward to sort this midfield out I need a certain German playmaker. "

"No problem leave it to me. ”

*flips through his executive Rolodex*

“There you are Mr Schweinstager! ”.

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02 Oct 2018 17:00:51
The funny thing is mort any new manager will need the same 5 or 6 players that jose was denied.
No manager is suddenly going to make jones valencia young darmian fellaini rojo mata herrera etc into players good enough to sustain a title challenge.

02 Oct 2018 17:30:18
Yes Ken I said the other day whoever comes in needs to clear out a lot of this squad. Some just aren't good enough and some are just trouble makers. And that's before bringing 5-6 players to sort out the issues. I just think that Jose was denied his players because Woodward looked at the ages of William an alderweireld and the costs and backed out. Hopefully we go back in for toby once that clause kicks in an the price drops. The biggest problem in this team is that we need a leader.

02 Oct 2018 17:49:47
maybe a new manager would bring a more entertaining style of play, more confidence to the players.

you can tell most of the players are that depressed at his negative ways they are afraid to do anything wrong, all jose does is bring them down.

02 Oct 2018 17:53:04
Exactly. This squad has been devoid of leaders for too long and it has led to the rot we have now. Until Woodard realizes you can't just have a team of youngsters with sell on value playing at a level of consistency to match the level of Manchester United, we will continue to see these problems. You need the right blend of experience and youth being led in the right way.

02 Oct 2018 18:35:35
Ill nail my colours to the mast now and the guy i would like to see takeover when jose leaves is kieran mckenna.

03 Oct 2018 01:38:36
That's funny Bond :D.



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