21 Apr 2017 18:07:01
In a parallel universe david moyes is near the end of his 4th year in charge of united. What position are we in and whos he bought?
{Ed004's Note - We have just escaped relegation and are going back in for Jagielka and Baines for the 3rd consecutive season though it'll be a struggle to sign them}
21 Apr 2017 18:21:02
Just about to complete our second back to back quadruple.
Anderson has lost 20kg and become the reincarnation of zidane.
Nani and young are banging in 30 goals a season from the wings.
Januzaj is a ballon dor winner
And fellaini is still here and in the first team.
21 Apr 2017 19:58:13
Serial challengers to the championship, CL plant for the 3rd year of running.
Coleman at right back, Kroos and Fabregas controlling the midfield if he had been successful with those and januzai having really kicked on!
22 Apr 2017 07:42:53
Challenging Coventry city in league 2. Januzaj leading the attack with Fellaini in no 10 playmaker.
22 Apr 2017 13:09:11
Just got promotion into the football league after getting booted out in 2015 due to Moyes putting Sepp Blatter in control of all the clubs day to day duties with Lance Armstrong in charge of player conditioning. On a plus point due to Lance's new super vitamins Fellaini is now 9ft and wins every corner and Anderson is 9 stone 3lb. Every cloud 😆😆.