11 Aug 2026 14:03:01
Let's all make arses of ourselves and have our best guess at what this season will bring.
Answer the following questions and test your sanity if you dare. ?
Top four:
1. Arsenal
2. Manchester United
3. Liverpool
4. Spurs
UCL winner: Bayern Munich
FA Cup winner: Manchester United
League Cup winner: Man City
Manchester United player of the season: Senne Lammens
Manchester United best summer signing: Andrey Santos
Manchester United top scorer: Bryan Mbeumo
Three teams to be relegated: Ipswich, Coventry, Hull
Biggest surprise team in the league: Tottenham Hotspur (finish 4th).
Let's see how close we can actually get.
11 Aug 2026 14:38:44
I'll do a top 5 now that qualifies you for Champs.
Arsenal
Chelsea
City
Liverpool
United
UCL - Madrid
FA Cup - Chelsea
League Cup - Brentford
Biggest surprise - Coventry top half.
11 Aug 2026 14:52:46
Forgot to add.
Player of the season, Bruno.
Signing of the season, there's only two of them.
Top scorer Mbeumo.
Relegated.
Hull
Ipswich
Leeds.
11 Aug 2026 15:09:29
Top four:
1. Manchester United - It's happening!!
2. Manchester City
3. Arsenal
4. Spurs
UCL winner: Real Madrid - Jose's first season before it falls off.
FA Cup winner: Spurs.
League Cup winner: Man City.
Manchester United player of the season: Tielmans.
Manchester United best summer signing: Tielmans.
Manchester United top scorer: Sesko. Starting to think that we will not get Hall, so looking at Raum as FB option, and Sesko would love this.
Three teams to be relegated: Ipswich, Hull, Sunderland.
Biggest surprise team in the league: Manchester United ... 21 is coming!!
11 Aug 2026 15:19:53
Top 4.
United.
Arsenal.
City.
Chelsea.
FA Cup: United.
League Cup: United.
CL: United.
Relegated.
Hull, Ipswich, Coventry.
United player of the season: Bruno.
Best signing: Santos.
Top scorer: Sesko.
Surprise team: Spurs.
11 Aug 2026 16:43:00
Ken's been on the sherry.
11 Aug 2026 17:02:03
Not at all. I'm not putting money on it. But I go in to every game, hoping and expecting to win. If we don't, no skin off my nose.
11 Aug 2026 19:27:43
Utd
Arsenal
Man City
Villa
Liverpool
Chelsea
Bournemouth
Hull
Ipswich
UCL Utd
FA Cup Utd
League Cup Chelsea
Yeah, a treble and.
11 Aug 2026 20:44:34
Top four:
1. Arsenal
2. Manchester City
3. Chelsea
4. Manchester United
5. Liverpool.
UCL winner: Real Madrid.
FA Cup winner: Arsenal.
League Cup winner: Liverpool.
Manchester United player of the season: Bruno Fernandes.
Manchester United best summer signing:
Santos (not much choice at the moment).
Manchester United top scorer: Cunha.
Three teams to be relegated: Ipswich, Fulham, Hull.
Biggest surprise team in the league: Coventry.
11 Aug 2026 22:28:48
Feckin loopy juice on here. Love it.
Utd fill the board, 4 trophies.
Surprise team Arsenal, relegated for the first time in their history.
11 Aug 2026 23:59:37
Top Four: United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea.
UCL: Barcelona.
FA Cup: Arsenal.
League Cup: City.
12 Aug 2026 10:09:27
Top four:
1. Man Utd
2. Man City
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea
UCL winner: Man Utd.
FA Cup winner: Man Utd.
League Cup winner: Arsenal.
Manchester United player of the season: Bruno Fernandes.
Manchester United best summer signing: Andrey Santos.
Manchester United top scorer: Bryan Mbeumo.
Three teams to be relegated: Ipswich, Sunderland, Hull.
Biggest surprise team in the league: Coventry avoids relegation.