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22 Feb 2026 16:42:07
Looks like Onana could be on the way back.
Last three games he's been woeful, three shots on goal from Fenerbahce in his last game, and he let in all three. Trabsonspor thus lost at home and the manager has called him in for 'crisis talks'.

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22 Feb 2026 17:50:02
Give him away, he's absolutely useless. He couldn't catch a cold.

22 Feb 2026 18:53:01
Useless keeper. An eth matter, stroke that one.

22 Feb 2026 19:37:32
Has easily surpassed Taibi as the worst gk in the club's history. Definitely an eth thing, same management company and all that. Hopefully he'll fumble his Carrington key card and can't get in the gate. ?

23 Feb 2026 13:26:29
Tim, Paddy Roache was clearly before your time. As to Onana, utterly shambolic and a waste of money when we were desperate for strengthening elsewhere. What a shambles this club has been.

23 Feb 2026 14:33:40
Paddy Roche, we used to cheer when he controlled a back pass.

23 Feb 2026 14:39:54
Paddy Roache. Nightmare on Elm Street. ?

23 Feb 2026 15:33:40
Can't comment on his overall form with Trabzonspor, but I saw the three goals. The second was probably the only questionable one, but I'd put money on no other PL keeper saving the other two. Not that I want him back at the club.

23 Feb 2026 16:21:27
Paddy Roche, we used to cheer when he controlled a back pass. ? Paddy Roache. Nightmare on Elm Street. ? Too funny. Total disaster.

23 Feb 2026 16:55:52
You youngsters have no idea the cr4p we had to endure for years before SAF.

23 Feb 2026 20:13:26
With you, Ajh.

23 Feb 2026 22:00:41
Sorry lads, before my time as you say. Onana top 3 though, surely?





 

 

 
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