09 Aug 2026 09:34:20
Alternative view for a Sunday morning
1. ST. No need to buy, reintegrate Rashford, don’t worry one or two decent flashes and the commotion dies down, we will rely on the emotional fans to do the happy clappy cheerleading. Great. £50m more towards profit and dividends.
2. CM. What do you mean you need another CM, Mount cost us £60m, play him in CM in pre season and say it’s all fixed. Great. Another £60M towards profit and dividends.
3. LB. Well ok, you may have us there, if we have to, we will buy.
How about Hall in early June because Newcastle need cash. No no no, let’s wait and see how the market develops. But if they sell other players it’s more difficult. No, all part of the plan. Now it is August and yep, Shaw looks frail. Hall not available, oh dear how sad, never mind. So who is available on loan, what about that Regullion fella? Great. Another £60M towards profit and dividends.
Yee ha. The new yacht doesn’t pay for itself ya know.
09 Aug 2026 11:14:08
Comedy gold. So funny. ????? I'm really going to enjoy this season.
09 Aug 2026 12:56:31
You've too much time on your hands, red man. ?