18 Jul 2026 13:48:35
Click-ity-clack the Maze is back.
What a wonderful World Cup thus far, the Scots adorned their dresses and the Norwegians their horned hats. But what of sultry old England cracking as the large chain hydrocarbons broke down their small molecules.
Here is a somber ponder. Other than Rashford, who wanders this earth lost and no-minutes Mainoo, no United player roars for the 3 pussy cats.
Terribly sad affair.
United identity twas always a fixture for England. It was core of both club and country. It makes a weary mere mortal grieve for the lack of United identity in the England team, the lack of England identity in the United team.
A correlation is drawn. Mediocrity can only rise when the pussy cat becomes a trident wielding lion henceforth.
18 Jul 2026 15:44:21
Welcome back, Maze.