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18 Jul 2025 00:10:09
Hello Ed001,

Hope you are well.

Been a while. Is it possible to get a player profile on a true favourite of mine, Cantona?

{Ed001's Note - ok mate, added him to the list.}

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18 Jul 2025 10:41:49
Try this one Scholes. Not as detailed as ed001 in sure.
Eric Cantona. Mad and brilliant in equal measure.
A true maverick an inspiration to a generation of youth at the club. A standard setter and a man who delivered on the big occasion and on a wet Wednesday in Barnsley in equal measure.
Had his flaws and demons but loved by his manager team mates and fans.
Lost to the game far too early.
A legend in the true sense of the word.

18 Jul 2025 12:45:58
Thank you my friend.

{Ed001's Note - that must be to Ken as no one willingly admits to being my friend! Even my family pretend I am adopted....}

18 Jul 2025 13:17:55
Ed I thought we were all friends here ??.

{Ed001's Note - you only say you are my friend as it is anonymous and I can't find you to bug you in real life!}

18 Jul 2025 13:50:01
Ooooooh friend ? ?

Football friend ? ?.

{Ed001's Note - classic!}

18 Jul 2025 15:54:42
Believe me when I say my dad used to jack Ferraris for the mafia.

{Ed001's Note - was that a bit of a typo there? You seem to have missed out off and added an unnecessary s on the end of Ferrari....}

18 Jul 2025 17:27:37
Sorry Ed001, i'm referring to the inbetweeners. may have gone over your head lol.

{Ed001's Note - sorry mate, I was joking about jobs your dad might have had, jacking off Ferrari for the mafia....}

19 Jul 2025 00:39:37
That's why I can't ever beat him in an arm wrestle : (.

{Ed001's Note - arms like Popeye I bet.}

19 Jul 2025 10:28:58
Probably hung like him too?.





 

 

 
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