07 May 2026 20:37:15
If we sell players and bring in £100M, we should be able to spend £400M, unless we give them all 10 year contracts in which case we can spend £800M as we can amortize their fees over a longer period.
However, if we offset the cost of mowing the pitch, cleaning the car park and washing the kits, and give 20 year contracts, we can spend £1 trillion. Things are looking up.
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07 May 2026 21:15:45
It's been reported that Sir Jim plans on buying the whole PSG squad for £3tr.
07 May 2026 22:50:37
I thought the 10yr contracts were no longer allowed, as it was a clear piss take.
07 May 2026 23:00:02
I heard Wilcox met Mbappe and got him to sign a contract on the back of fag packet