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31 Oct 2026 14:42:54
Unbelievable. So, so poor. Bottom 3 of the league incoming, and I'm not sure they can get out. By far and away the worst team in the league.

Club is full of amateurs stealing a living. If none of these players ever played for the club again, it would be too soon. I've never seen a bunch of players so lacking in the basics of football. They can't control a pass, they can barely make a pass and forget about shooting.

If this lot are the best the scouts and recruitment team can come up with then the should never work again.

First 11 is full of absolute chancers:

Carrick - not even championship level, clueless on how to coach or change games

Lammens - Not top level, never really saves anything that isn't right at him

Yoro - young but like Bambi on ice

Maguire - try's his best, but not at the level needed

Martinez - awful, should he fired tomorrow

Dalot - so, so bad. Offers nothing.

Baleba - still new, but does not look great so far

Santos - waste of money, offers nothing

Bruno - can be good in flashes but gives the ball away every other touch

Amad - league 1 level winger. No strength or pace and can't shoot on target

Mbeumo - every second touch is a tackle

Cunha - no idea what he does other than be unable to control a football.

How Martinez can call his teammates out when he gives away goals left and right and then gets a stupid red?

Carrick should have already gone, but nobody can save this lot.

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31 Oct 2026 19:51:44
The players are not that bad but they are totally bereft of confidence. I like Carrick as a person but as per an article in The Times statistics show he should never have been appointed and that last seasons performances were an anomaly.

He will be gone it's just a question of when. The problem is that any new manager will have so little time to implement a better style of play. With the limited playing squad available to him even if a few additions are made in the January transfer window it's unrealistic to expect anything more than keeping this squad in the Premier League.





 

 

 
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