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08 Nov 2019 13:26:54
So, Ladies and Gentlemen it's that time of the year where Ed001 and Ed002 get together to pick their Matt Hawkers charity match teams.

However, 2020 brings a new format - Cross Rumours Pages Tournament

Posters will represent their pages teams, that's right, Liverpool vs Everton, Chelsea vs Arsenal, Manchester United vs Wolves

We want a poster to bring a friend with them to play in their team, as there may be more than one team for each page. This is going to be on a greater scale than ever before. I'm not sure of the male to female percentage on the sites. However, we want to progress this to including women in the teams!

So guys and girls, get in touch if you've any questions or to sign up.

Time and Place:

11th July, Oxford City FC.
Matt Hawker Charity Tournament
£20pp
In aid of Macmillan and Seva.
Sponsored by Boyne Valley.
Benjaminallen1991@hotmail.co.uk.

benny baller

1.) 08 Nov 2019 14:06:29
Sadly Benny most United fans currently don't have enough Prozac to take a spanking in a charity game🤣

Me and Ken will be there, Jamesmack too I hope. We need to see the likes of jred, Red Man, Stevie, Tony etc show just like me and Ken that we talk a better game than we play😂.


2.) 08 Nov 2019 14:33:08
I was just thinking the other day about trying to get over for this. Just make sure everyone is wearing shades, as they're likely to be dazzled by my fancy skills.


3.) 08 Nov 2019 15:44:20
Ken dazzled us with his "fancy skills" now I'm scarred for life and my therapist is writing a book on my experiences😂.


4.) 08 Nov 2019 16:23:31
Join in if you can mate its great craic.
Ive been on opposing teams to shappy the last 2 years. So it looks like we may play together this year which will be a better experience for him.

Im getting a bit old my lad will go over with me this year he is 18 to do most of my running. 😂

Seriously lads anyone who can play should get out for the day.
Its really cheap i sponsor the cost of pitch camera man etc so all money raised goes to the charity not running costs.

Benny is ok for a Liverpool supporter and puts in great work organising this and the rest of the lads are a great crew. Shappy didn't even have the wheels of his car stolen by the scousers so they are a good bunch.

Please try to join up and stick your name down.

Angel and leahy both said they would try to make it next year form ireland.

Sign up and walk the walk👍👍👍.


5.) 08 Nov 2019 16:28:52
I will be joining in!


6.) 08 Nov 2019 17:03:32
Ah, I've just seen the date. Things tend to get a little busy over here at that time of year 😁.


7.) 08 Nov 2019 17:04:06
Great Singh. delighted.


8.) 08 Nov 2019 17:06:31
I love how it's a Mersey derby and a London derby but there isn't enough city fans to make a team.


9.) 08 Nov 2019 17:06:39
What time will it be at.


10.) 08 Nov 2019 21:51:07
Ken should play with Liverpool cause he looks like Jamie caragherâš½.


11.) 08 Nov 2019 23:29:23
Sounds good Benny. I'll send an email. All up for it!


12.) 09 Nov 2019 11:27:37
Sounds good to me, il check my shift rota.


13.) 09 Nov 2019 13:04:51
Would love to play, but unfortunately we have just had a little one this week, and it’s a bit far to leave the missus. If there was a closer game I’d be there!


14.) 09 Nov 2019 17:15:10
Congratulations, Caolan. Enjoy these days, mate.


 

 

23 Jan 2019 18:46:30
Alright guys, whilst i make a push for the last lot of match fees for the charity game, i'd like to direct everyone to the top of the page (iverpool banter) where there is a link if you'd like to donate to macmillan nurses and SEVA.

A quick reminder.
Lee's United (ed001) Vs Frunobulax Rovers (ed002)
June 15th
Oxford City football ground
Referee: Premier League and FIFA official Stuart Burt

We are hoping some of the editors can make a special guest appearance as well. There will be a bar, food etc.

Please help us reach our target gents.

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19 Jun 2018 21:41:14
Okay Gentlemen, We have news on the Matt Hawker Cup 2019.

So far, what do we know?
The date will be the 15th of June
And held in Oxfordshire-ish again.

After speaking to all 24 players, they have all told me they would like to play again next year, and due to their monumental effort how can anyone say no?

After seeing the wonderful words and backing on the site, it is clear a lot more people want to join in for 2019, so we have decided to increase squad sizes from 12 to 14, allowing us to have 4 new players.

Quite frankly there is no easy way to choose, so from as of right now we are running a competition.

It is one question you have to answer, by midnight, Friday the 22nd of June.

How many in TOTAL, goals will be scored at the world cup 2018. So yes this includes all goals previous to today, so time to do some homework ;)

The closest 4 will be added into the Matt Hawker cup, the next 4 after that will be placed on the reserve list. It is an honour to Matt and the website that so many people want to get involved and for that i am extremely grateful.

For any ties in the final standings, it will work on closest guess then move down to who submitted their guess first, so you may want to wait till friday after a few more goals, but is it worth the risk?!

Please email me on benjaminallen1991@hotmail.co .uk, your username if you have one, contact email address and your guess.

Best of luck!

benny baller

1.) 19 Jun 2018 22:38:39
Would be great if we could get a few more of the United boys involved. Jred? Red man? Beast? Fancy trying your luck with me Ken and the other United lads who got involved?


2.) 19 Jun 2018 22:54:42
Yer definitely up for it, sounds and looks a great crack. Did you's all stop over and make a night/ weekend of it .


3.) 19 Jun 2018 23:07:46
Good shout shappy, Ken on one team and jred on the other let them mark each other😀😀.


4.) 20 Jun 2018 03:15:18
Nice if we could have the MU page vs the LFC page?

Just saying it would be nice.


5.) 20 Jun 2018 02:05:41
Leahy i think the game should be held in Ireland and me and you could be co-managers of Ken's side, and making sure the drink flows lol, it was also nice to see Ken kitted his team out in some decent colours.


6.) 20 Jun 2018 06:34:47
Some stayed jred. I think more will next year. Enter the comp guys. You won't regret going. Well you might on the Monday but the soreness soon passes😁.


7.) 20 Jun 2018 09:24:29
It sounds awesome, alas I'm probably not going to be in the UK.

If it continues to appeal and more and more people are interested, it might be a good idea to have a mini-banter world cup. Have the different pages represented, maybe start with a 6-a-side tournament, obviously City will need to hire a bunch of mercenaries to represent them, lol.

If I'm about I'll definitely come and support and throw in a few bob. Keep up the good work guys.


8.) 20 Jun 2018 11:40:32
I’d be well up for this next year 😊 is there an ability cap? Don’t wanna upset the scousers by nutmegging then too many times 😉.


9.) 20 Jun 2018 11:46:17
If someone wants to play in Ireland or the north of England I’d be game 😂.


10.) 21 Jun 2018 02:22:15
Ive just agreed to play one last season next season. Would be a cool way to call it a day. I'll chuck my name in the hat deffo.


11.) 21 Jun 2018 02:57:06
What sort of play you into Caolan?

Were just football fans herew.


 

 

17 Jun 2018
New image uploaded to the
Manchester United Player Sightings page entitled, Captain Ken

benny baller

1.) 17 Jun 2018 11:37:54
Hello Ken! Didn’t tell me you look like Jamie Carragher 😂 x.


2.) 17 Jun 2018 11:46:59
Lol a pure carra.


3.) 17 Jun 2018 13:12:59
P### off. If you can't see the resemblance to brad pitt i'm amazed😂 carra my arse I've had that from the Scousers for 2 days now and i never even spat at anyone. 😂.


4.) 17 Jun 2018 14:51:02
Not going to lie ken I thought you were carra for a minute as well 😂😂. Had to take a second look.


5.) 17 Jun 2018 15:14:46
Ken i've saw you on Crime watch before lol.


6.) 17 Jun 2018 16:03:40
Ken buddy you really look like the spitter 🤣🤣🤣
Else the spitter is a secret United supporter? 🤣🤣.


7.) 17 Jun 2018 17:41:58
That's me James a body from bay watch and a face off crime watch.


 

 

17 Jun 2018
New image uploaded to the
Manchester United Player Sightings page entitled, Chris your deed cannot go unnoticed. Speechless mate.

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18 Jan 2018 09:57:48
1. Shirt sales, the club doesn't profit from them.
2. Not bitter or jealous, he is a player who relies on pace and Is just about 30.
3. Vvd is none comparable, his agent sort out Klopp so they could all have an illegal dinner in Blackpool and vvd stated he wanted lfc.
4. His wages will be higher at united, as city would of paid him a bigger bonus in the summer, allowing weekly demands to be lower.
5. he's actually been DS this season, it reeks of the falcao signing where he just came for a pay check.
6. He agreed to join Man City at the end of the season, and now backed out when more money batters its eyelids. You really want a player like that? Not to mention he's technically a city cast off.
I'll be back in may to either say I told you so or eat Hun please pie. But the mans getting one last big fat pay cheque before heading back to South America.

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18 Jan 2018 02:33:34
He has clearly come purely for the money. how can you get excited about this mercenary? If it were about trophies he would of taken a cut an gone city to pick up a pl medal. He will rinse his contract at united, put marginal effort in an then fall out with jose. Whilst being 29 and stunting rashfords and martials growth. What has happened with united? alex ferguson would of never bought someone who publicly points out united are his second choice, to city of all clubs. More fools jose i say.

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24 Apr 2019 07:45:43
God I just love match day. No better feeling than breathing in the morning Manchester air, putting on some stone roses and taking a stroll around our home, old Trafford
Let’s go! Ggmu.

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23 Apr 2019 11:28:47
Only took us 30 years to get over the boot room era mate. I just think everything top to bottom should be cleaned out and started again. Phelan, Woodward, Ole, just stinks of stagnant water.

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23 Apr 2019 10:29:00
Haha angel nice one. But yeah, this just stinks of when our big managers and coaches never moved on. We ended up with Souness and well. yeah.

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23 Apr 2019 10:28:03
What on earth has this got to do with the past / trophies 😂 this isn’t even about rivalries, this is about wanting your team, whether it United or Havant and Waterloovile, beaten. Fans sit their and claim pogba et all are mercenaries that don’t care about the club, yet fickle fans want their team to actually lose. Pot calling the kettle black.
The decent united fans want to win every game, and thank god there are some on here, we have plastics on our page too, so I feel your pain boys.
As I said, it’s all irrelevant, the team could give 150% but will still lose. If you boys want to say “ stops you winning the title “ as if it’s some achievement, we will see what an achievement it is in the summer when no big players will come to Cardiff level manager and a team not playing with the big boys. Not to mention missing out on huge revenue whilst trying to pay of a billion squid of debt. He who laughs last laughs longest.

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23 Apr 2019 07:10:15
Another case of hanging on to the past, and will end in tears.

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