16 Aug 2022 15:23:08
Rumour has it that United intend to save wages by getting rid of the DOF and replacing him with Joel Glazer. The club also intend to create a new profit center called the Edward Woodward School of Football Management. The most exciting part of the new stadium improvement plan is the retirement home for aging footballers, to be named the King Center or "O Centro Do Rei". It will be located in the Mega Store where there will be a major push to try and profit from memorabilia related to the days when MUFC was an actual football club. Luke Shaw is going to be moved sideways within the club, becoming the new catering manager.

1.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 16:18:33
Anderson is proposed to join Shaw, as he still has a lot to learn and can be the perfect mentor for Shaw.

2.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 16:28:49
Either way rohan prawn sandwiches will be off the menu.

3.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 18:02:40
Going to get rid of all the coaches too and put Neville and Shappy in charge of everything…they know it all….