29 Aug 2013 22:51:33
We can't buy anyone
We can't sell anyone
OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

I'm starting to get slightly worried I must admit!

1.) 30 Aug 2013
Mumbles,

One of the funniest lines in film history, classic. Made me laugh mate.

2.) 30 Aug 2013
Next Ed Woodward will be getting robbed by a little old lady on a motorized scooter.

3.) 30 Aug 2013
Haha.
Pull over!
What?
Pull over!
No it's a cardigan but thanks for askin.

4.) 30 Aug 2013
Best comedy ever made. Most quotable movie of all time. How many can be applied to United?

Moyes: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a guy like me. ending up together?
Fabregas: Well, David, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really.
Moyes: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Cesc. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Fabregas: Not good.
Moyes: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Fabregas: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Moyes: So you're telling me there's a chance. *YEAH!*

5.) 30 Aug 2013
After deadline day.

Moyes: Fabregas, What was all that one in a million talk?!

6.) 30 Aug 2013
But it would be nice with something like this:

Moyes: You know, Wood, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. and totally redeem yourself!

7.) 30 Aug 2013
KG

Brilliant!

I also think our bids are consisting of suitcases full of IOU's as Ed has spent it all on this journey back from Oz.

8.) 30 Aug 2013
Ferguson signs Bebe without having ever seen him play.

"I don't usually do this but i'm going to trust my instincts on this one"

9.) 30 Aug 2013
The problem Madrid have is that spurs already have a suitcase of IOUs from modric they probably are tired of hearing Madrid claim poverty and request payments over time while spending 100 mil on new players this summer. Good for levy. If they want an 80 mil player let them pay 80 mil.