08 May 2023 19:56:44
Ed002,

Who is top of the list for the CF position that United are looking at? I know they will have a list of many, but who is their preferred option?

{Ed002's Note - Kane if available.}

1.) 08 May 2023
08 May 2023 22:25:04
I've heard that they're looking at Weghorst's brother Gout.

He's just as bad, but he has one particularly large toe that helps him to reach better. He's frequently caught offside, but with Wout, Gout could twist'n'shout with no doubt about the stout they'll drink when out after the win.

Gout is yer man.

2.) 09 May 2023
09 May 2023 03:24:06
That post could only appeal to a mentally scarred man utd fan. And as such, it did actually make me smirk. Please let this season end soon.

3.) 09 May 2023
09 May 2023 03:54:19
Thank you Ed002.

4.) 09 May 2023
09 May 2023 10:13:20
Kane wants to win the europa conference league so we can count him out lol.