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18 Aug 2022 14:22:05
So with Jim Ratcliffe making more positive noises, (who would be perfect obviously), there is also mention of ex players involved and Sir Dave Brailsford (Team Sky, British Olympic cycling)!
Does this mean we will have a much higher percentage of asthma sufferer's in the team in the future? *cough*, *clenbuterol cough*. At least they might run a bit further.

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18 Aug 2022 14:41:08
since klops arrival almost all of their players are on it. sudden asthma besieged that poor team.

18 Aug 2022 15:14:12
I'm surprised there's not more players caught doping. Every other sport is littered with it.

Nothing Changes, how dare you accuse Klopp of anything nefarious. When he started hugging his players he could hear a weezing coming from their lungs, poor lads. They're all better now though. But somehow can't keep up with Pep and his doctors.

18 Aug 2022 16:34:15
Milner found his legs the older he gets :)

18 Aug 2022 23:14:09
Our lot have probably been doping with sedatives.

18 Aug 2022 23:43:10
? Grim.





 

 

 
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