25 Jul 2022 20:18:10
: Mancheater United rivals at the Empyhad have moved to scotch rumours that their fans are seeking to beat the winter fuel crisis through repurposing coal fires and that Erling Haaland signed photos are selling out fast as fans seek to find innovative ways to keep their kids away from the open fire. They further deny the rumours he is so tough at a such a tender age through being fed by a catapult throughout his childhood or having Roy Keane as a tackle avoidance coach.
{Ed014's Note - don’t ffs quit your day job! ?♂️
25 Jul 2022 20:26:53
What is the point of that post?
25 Jul 2022 20:54:42
AAA. Humour.
25 Jul 2022 22:17:48
Bettwr than watching Sunak and Truss campaign.
26 Jul 2022 02:21:36
It’s a rumours and banter site. Let’s live a little. If you can’t take the mick out of our second biggest rival what’s the point!