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22 Sep 2019 14:50:40
The slowest midfield in world football.

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22 Sep 2019 15:04:15
We haven't got a midfield.

Its the same every game we can have the ball as much as we want but we don't have the keys to open the locks

And we have a striker who will not score goals.

We can all bang on about having a better defence but we will not score the goals to win games.

22 Sep 2019 15:25:12
Magic is so slow he is going backwards.

He may as well not be on the field.

22 Sep 2019 15:51:03
We have no devine right to have a Quick midfield players. Lol.

22 Sep 2019 15:58:26
The worst midfield and forward line in my 45 years on this planet. We’ve spent nearly 900 million since 2013.We need another 900 it’s embarrassing and nothing will change until wooden top and the leeches are gone.

{Ed047's Note - honestly can’t believe how bad you are mate.

22 Sep 2019 16:02:49
We are that slow, that we make sloths look fast.

22 Sep 2019 16:28:21
We are still 6 or 7 players needed and that's just for a top 4 challenge.

Wouod much rather play Chong and gomes and the likes of them then sit through a season with matic and mata and fred it's just depressing

We don't look like scoring at all. We can't break teams down we are rubbish.

22 Sep 2019 16:52:04
gomes and chong are just as rubbish they didn't show much passion against Astana.

22 Sep 2019 17:04:13
the snails get round my garden guicker. more happens at a old folks home.

22 Sep 2019 17:05:12
BOLGER let's face it, we don't have a squad to compete for nothing this year.
Our squad is poor. We would not win the the League 1 either, not even top 4.
We are average and the Kids we hope to save us are poor as well.

22 Sep 2019 17:11:49
Just back from the match. We need one top striker and two top midfielders. Matic and Mctominay are never going to cut it. Neither is Pereira.
AWB never really tried to attack so maybe he is still not fully fit.

Daniel James tried really hard but needs to pick his head up and look for the killer pass. Rashford ran around but with no support up front and no real service from midfield he had a difficult afternoon. He will come good again with decent service.

Angel Gomez is too lightweight at the moment and too inexperienced to come in and be anything more than a bit part player. He had all the talent to succeed but needs to be introduced into a better team than this and he needs to get stronger to cope.

What was really disappointing was how many passes went nowhere or out of play. That's just rank bad carelessness. I can't recall who said it but every top footballer should learn to treasure possession and never give the ball away cheaply.

Lastly tactically to am afraid Ole got it wrong again. With only one striker it was imperative to have fast runners from midfield who could assist Rashford. Picking Matic and Mctominay seemed to me to be essentially saying h was settling for a draw or not get beaten. I love Mata as a person but he was not the right choice today. We are Manchester United and our mantra has always been to attack. To have a go. Ole didn't give the team much of a chmce today.

{Ed047's Note - you honestly think you only need 3 players. Wow.

22 Sep 2019 17:39:00
Forget United Ed047, Arsenal are playing. who are just as bad as United.

{Ed047's Note - yes mate, they are going to bill next Monday’s game as “Clash of the Shite-tans” 😂

22 Sep 2019 17:45:04
We give new improved contracts to bang average players. I honestly don’t think Rashford is even premier league standard. We had four strikers in 99 Cole Yorke Sheringham and Solskjaer. We don’t have one now. The whole squad is piss poor, bottom half premier league and championship players at best.

22 Sep 2019 17:47:46
McTominay was man of the match last week against Leicester, he has a bad game today and he’s suddenly not good enough and never going to cut it. Surely we can do better than judging players on a game by game basis.

22 Sep 2019 17:48:46
Ed if we can get Luke Shaw back then our defence will be pretty good. The fact we are conceding goals is because of the midfield offering scant protection. The problem areas are midfield and attack. If and I know its a big if. If we keep Pogba and get a top creative midfielder and a top defensive midfielder then midfield is sorted. Then get a top striker and yes I think we will have gone a long way to solving our problems. If Greenwood is coached properly he is going to be immense. James likewise. Once we start winning games consistently the confidence that brings to the team will enable talented squad players like Gomez to gradually commit me to terms with playing for us.

Ole played with some of our greatest ever players. He is an intelligent man. He will know better than anyone how far off we are from the teams he played in. He knows we have to rebuild. The major problem is getting the players we need. The very best right now have better teams to go to and who can pay equally stupid amounts of money as us and offer realistic chances of winning things.

{Ed047's Note - pretty good isn’t good enough though mate, I would honestly only have AWB from your squad and we are garbage, mostly due to the hapless Emery I might add.

There really isn’t much at all in your squad to shout about mate. As poor as I’ve ever seen it.

22 Sep 2019 17:56:13
Mctominay is a squad player at best. He ain’t fit to lace Fletchers Parks or Carricks boots never mind the other great central midfielders we’ve had. If anybody thinks he’s going to take Utd back to the top then there deluded.

22 Sep 2019 18:01:23
I agree Ed. Its the worst squad i’ve ever seen in my 45 years.

{Ed047's Note - I don’t say it lightly BR or because Arsenal are my team so I’m not even gloating as we are shocking at the moment but it really is as bad as I’ve seen.

22 Sep 2019 18:09:58
Maybe if we were relegated the Glazers would sell up. i'd take that in a heart beat and start again.

22 Sep 2019 18:10:57
There first goal the defence backed off let him turn and shoot

Appaling defending.

22 Sep 2019 18:28:03
To be fair to the Glazers they have let several managers spend an awful lot of money. Its just not been spent wisely in the main. The Glazers are guilty of not getting football man in place of Ed Woodward to oversee the playing structure. I don't want the Glazers to go if it means Utd are backed with Chinese or Arab money or anyone or any company with questionable morals. We should be above that.

In response to those who say it's not fair to judge players on a game by game basis. that's true to a certain extent but the sad reality is that too many of our team are not and never will be good enough of we aspire to the standards we used to have. I don't denigrate those players who put a shift in week on week out but facts are facts. We are moles away from where we need to be. That said I don't think we need a whole new team or anything like it. Three or four top top players will make a mojor difference. Regardless I will support the team.

22 Sep 2019 18:32:01

Let me guess this right, you want the club relegated?

22 Sep 2019 18:43:32
Salford, when you say moles away, that doesn't sound too bad 😁.

{Ed047's Note - they’re little cuties aren’t they 😉😂

22 Sep 2019 18:48:43
Gds2.I want the Glazers gone end of.

22 Sep 2019 23:43:40
Am digging a hole for myself to Bury our title hopes for this year.



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