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28 Jul 2019 18:30:38
So after stepping back and taking a cold hard dose of "realism" the only conclusion I can come to is we are doomed.

We have a manager who has no managerial experience, he took the mighty Cardiff down. They were a great EPL club but Ole ruined them. Sure he was only there a couple of months and they were bottom when he took over. But I don't think you can gloss over that with his two titles he won in Norway. Its illrelevent that Molde had never won a title before he took over. He doesn't have a clue, and he has no footballing style.

The squad is championship quality at best, and even when we get relegated this season we won't bounce back as none of our players have the attitude of work ethic to win the Championship. We will go the way of Leeds.

Too many kids in the first team, everyone knows you don't win anything with kids.

We signed a RB who look decent but we didn't need a RB, Dalot was good enough.

We haven't signed a CB, Lindelof will get a season ending injury against Chelsea and we will be left with the chuckle brothers for the who season. We should just spend 200m and buy Koulibaly and Varane.

Shaw is fat and can't defend or attack. My vindeloo runs quicker than him.

DDG is finished at the top level.

Matic has the turning circle of a HGV. Is slow and doesn't know how to win.

Pogba is leaving, he is a god, a phenomenal player. His attitude only comes from having to play with mere mortals. Plus how will we replace the Dab?

Rashford can't finish his dinner let alone a chance. Although maybe he can't finish his dinner as by the looks of it Shaw ate it.

Martial is can't run won't run. Lazier than an obese cat on a hot sunny afternoon.

Lukaku must work for Greenpeace as he can't trap anything, especially not a ball. Fifty pence boots. We would be lucky if Inter give us twenty quid. And if they do we better not give them a receipt. That's one bad egg we don't want returned.

The board and the Glazer's clearly don't want the club to do well, they just want to bank their 10% and sip on cocktails in Magaluf.

We have Leeds United written all over us. I wouldn't be surprised if we are a league one side by 2021. That's twenty one past eight this evening not the year by the way.

We are possibly the worst side that has ever existed. Anyone who says else wise is deluded and needs to take their rose tinted glasses off.

We need new owners, who'll sack the entire board, all the coaching staff, the whole playing staff and sign 25 new players with fancy foreign names for around 70-150m each otherwise they clearly don't know what their doing.

Peace out.

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28 Jul 2019 18:52:32
Ha that's the best yet shappy

First prize for you.

28 Jul 2019 19:00:14
Sounds about right snappy get your money on us getting relegated.

28 Jul 2019 19:04:55
Shappy, that's a fair summation of where we're at๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜….

28 Jul 2019 19:13:29
Haha had me worried then Shappy, I thought youโ€™d turned to the dark side but all you really want is the DQOTD Award ๐Ÿ˜‚.

28 Jul 2019 19:19:16
I think this joke has run its course now lads.

28 Jul 2019 19:35:44
You win shappy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ absolutely class thought I was on Twitter for a minute ๐Ÿ˜‚.

28 Jul 2019 19:45:52
Shappy's been possessed somebody call a priest he'll be typing in Latin next and referring to himself in the third person! I'll pray for you pal ๐Ÿคฃ.

28 Jul 2019 19:56:02
Do you really think we could get Koulibaly and Varane for ยฃ200m. cool. haha.

28 Jul 2019 20:19:47
The Shaw bit did crack me up.

28 Jul 2019 22:20:37
Having fun of other posters Shappy? You may seriously turn out to be like other posters as season goes on.

28 Jul 2019 22:52:14
Cardiff were 16th at the time he took over.

28 Jul 2019 23:31:59
Sad thing is half of itโ€™s true.



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