16 Aug 2022 13:43:44
I'm hearing from reliable sources from senior figures at Manchester United that Ronaldo name has changed from GOAT to SCAPEGOAT.

Senior figures believe once Ronaldo leaves the club, Bruno/ Rashy and Martial will rip teams apart with their clinical finishing. Also they will look to add a striker that will improve th squad.

This was reportedly the grand master plan that had been hidden even from the senior figures so that it's remains ultra-secret.

Rashford contract has been signed and will be made the highest paid player.

There's a Maguire statue in the works, where the cost of making the head is equal to the cost of the rest of the body.

1.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 14:05:45
the club is a joke.

banter fc

they wanted ten hag to come in and build something over 3-5 years, promote youth and progress the youngsters yet Joel glazer is trying to keep a 38 year old for money reasons

the only way these leaches leave is if we keep doing bad so let's finish in the bottom half, let the money stop rolling in, sponsors not renewing and these owners might end up selling and take there debt with them.

2.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 14:54:23
I’d take a season in the Championship if it meant they left.

3.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 15:29:32
Ronaldo has been a prat all summer. He can’t even be bothered to acknowledge the fans who help pay his wages and sing his name every week.

Spare me the crap that he’s made out to be a scapegoat. His attitude is appalling. The fact we don’t have clubs knocking on the door for him speaks volumes.

4.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 16:51:57
I honestly would love to be relegated
I know a few people who followed Utd when they got relegated and said it was the best time of their life

Personally the champions league bores me now

A season down there could actually do us the world of good

I couldn’t care less about finishing in the top 4.If you don’t win the league it’s a failure in my eyes.

5.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 17:08:53
Blackpool, season we spent in division 2 was one of the best I've ever had as a United supporter. Tommy Doc in charge and we played great football.

6.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 17:21:49
It comes to something when our own supporters are talking about how they would willingly be relegated if it meant getting rid of these owners. The same thoughts have crossed my mind. If that's what it takes to get our United back, so be it.

Of course the risk is, that unlike Tommy Doherty's team, we won't come back immediately. So maybe the best thing would be to narrowly escape relegation and with profits on the Roon-ey or gone completely, a white knight will step in.

Meanwhile one hopes the FA will ban leveraged buy-outs. It's a pity our governments didn't ban them way back when. Maybe the Western economies wouldn't be in such dire straits.

7.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 17:55:54
Shaw…. have you ever run a business? As you now seem to want to ban over 50% of the worlds businesses!

8.) 16 Aug 2022
16 Aug 2022 20:52:54
It's sort of OK being relegated if you immediately get promoted like the 70s Utd did playing swashbuckling football. But if you don't get promoted then suddenly its not so fun look at Sunderland. Be careful what you wish for.

9.) 17 Aug 2022
17 Aug 2022 10:53:34
People wishing for relegation, just wow.

10.) 17 Aug 2022
17 Aug 2022 20:06:07
EcL wouldn't be boring if we were in with a shout of winning ot every year.