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19 Jun 2018 21:41:14
Okay Gentlemen, We have news on the Matt Hawker Cup 2019.

So far, what do we know?
The date will be the 15th of June
And held in Oxfordshire-ish again.

After speaking to all 24 players, they have all told me they would like to play again next year, and due to their monumental effort how can anyone say no?

After seeing the wonderful words and backing on the site, it is clear a lot more people want to join in for 2019, so we have decided to increase squad sizes from 12 to 14, allowing us to have 4 new players.

Quite frankly there is no easy way to choose, so from as of right now we are running a competition.

It is one question you have to answer, by midnight, Friday the 22nd of June.

How many in TOTAL, goals will be scored at the world cup 2018. So yes this includes all goals previous to today, so time to do some homework ;)

The closest 4 will be added into the Matt Hawker cup, the next 4 after that will be placed on the reserve list. It is an honour to Matt and the website that so many people want to get involved and for that i am extremely grateful.

For any ties in the final standings, it will work on closest guess then move down to who submitted their guess first, so you may want to wait till friday after a few more goals, but is it worth the risk?!

Please email me on .uk, your username if you have one, contact email address and your guess.

Best of luck!

benny baller

1.) 19 Jun 2018 22:38:39
Would be great if we could get a few more of the United boys involved. Jred? Red man? Beast? Fancy trying your luck with me Ken and the other United lads who got involved?

2.) 19 Jun 2018 22:54:42
Yer definitely up for it, sounds and looks a great crack. Did you's all stop over and make a night/ weekend of it .

3.) 19 Jun 2018 23:07:46
Good shout shappy, Ken on one team and jred on the other let them mark each other😀😀.

4.) 20 Jun 2018 03:15:18
Nice if we could have the MU page vs the LFC page?

Just saying it would be nice.

5.) 20 Jun 2018 02:05:41
Leahy i think the game should be held in Ireland and me and you could be co-managers of Ken's side, and making sure the drink flows lol, it was also nice to see Ken kitted his team out in some decent colours.

6.) 20 Jun 2018 06:34:47
Some stayed jred. I think more will next year. Enter the comp guys. You won't regret going. Well you might on the Monday but the soreness soon passes😁.

7.) 20 Jun 2018 09:24:29
It sounds awesome, alas I'm probably not going to be in the UK.

If it continues to appeal and more and more people are interested, it might be a good idea to have a mini-banter world cup. Have the different pages represented, maybe start with a 6-a-side tournament, obviously City will need to hire a bunch of mercenaries to represent them, lol.

If I'm about I'll definitely come and support and throw in a few bob. Keep up the good work guys.

8.) 20 Jun 2018 11:40:32
I’d be well up for this next year 😊 is there an ability cap? Don’t wanna upset the scousers by nutmegging then too many times 😉.

9.) 20 Jun 2018 11:46:17
If someone wants to play in Ireland or the north of England I’d be game 😂.

10.) 21 Jun 2018 02:22:15
Ive just agreed to play one last season next season. Would be a cool way to call it a day. I'll chuck my name in the hat deffo.

11.) 21 Jun 2018 02:57:06
What sort of play you into Caolan?

Were just football fans herew.



17 Jun 2018
New image uploaded to the
Manchester United Player Sightings page entitled, Captain Ken

benny baller

1.) 17 Jun 2018 11:37:54
Hello Ken! Didn’t tell me you look like Jamie Carragher 😂 x.

2.) 17 Jun 2018 11:46:59
Lol a pure carra.

3.) 17 Jun 2018 13:12:59
P### off. If you can't see the resemblance to brad pitt i'm amazed😂 carra my arse I've had that from the Scousers for 2 days now and i never even spat at anyone. 😂.

4.) 17 Jun 2018 14:51:02
Not going to lie ken I thought you were carra for a minute as well 😂😂. Had to take a second look.

5.) 17 Jun 2018 15:14:46
Ken i've saw you on Crime watch before lol.

6.) 17 Jun 2018 16:03:40
Ken buddy you really look like the spitter 🤣🤣🤣
Else the spitter is a secret United supporter? 🤣🤣.

7.) 17 Jun 2018 17:41:58
That's me James a body from bay watch and a face off crime watch.



17 Jun 2018
New image uploaded to the
Manchester United Player Sightings page entitled, Chris your deed cannot go unnoticed. Speechless mate.

benny baller



16 Jun 2018 22:15:27
Well where do i start, been a long slog over the last 8 months, but today went of without any hitches.

Everyone turned up, which was my biggest fear, so thank you all for playing. Seeing 24 strangers instantly know each other, was the weirdest thing i've ever experienced.

I want to thank each player individually, and i hope i did that today. For here i want to thank our two captains, Pete and Ken. Brilliant role models for the rest of us today, and set the tone for a strong competitive ( but fair ) game.

£730 has been raised so far, which is brilliant, and will be split between seva and macmillan, however i want to hit my target of £1000, so if there are any last minute donations, please send them to my paypal (go fund me took £20 of the £300 raised there, not too happy)
xbox360account165@hotmail. co . uk

Ed001/ 002
Thank you both for your support, I hope i did you both proud, and i hope i did Matt proud.

I'll eventually get either the whole game or highlights uploaded to youtube.

Highlights include
the 4 goals

Kens awful dive

kens "for fek sake, he's feking 12 years old"

Mk scousers one run

My second goal disallowed through a shocking call from the linesman ( make your own minds up)

BXL red nut megging someone who then subbed himself

Two wonderful speeches at the end

And many many more.

But for now. Ed002s, Walham green east wapping, carpet cleaning rodent and boggit exterminating association, ( thank god i don't have to type that for 12 more months) HOLD THE MATT HAWKER CUP! :D

Once again, thank you to all involved and all donations.
Here's to June 15th 2019.

benny baller

1.) 16 Jun 2018 22:44:01
Fantastic effort made by yourself Ben, you can be proud. I had a great time, and will definitely be back for next year. Well done mate.

2.) 16 Jun 2018 22:57:06
Well done to all involved, what do we search in you tube to find the highlights.

3.) 17 Jun 2018 04:11:50
Make it ireland next year yeah.

4.) 17 Jun 2018 05:18:14
Wow what did I miss?
Guys anybody recorded the game and can provide a link to video or something?
I am sure I’ll enjoy this more than WC.
I’d love to be able to fly over from Asia to next year’s game to watch and interact with y’all next year.
Great if anyone can provide the recording. Thanks in advance.
Even better if there is self intro of all the players 😉👏.

5.) 17 Jun 2018 07:56:30
666Red, if you have Facebook they are on the "football-rumours" page. Benny will be uploading to YouTube at some point. However, I think he's earned a day or two off. He has put in a huge effort to pull this game off, and the success of it was down to him.

6.) 17 Jun 2018 08:02:48
Well done guys. A great effort from all involved. Benny we will use VAR when the highlights uploaded to sort out the goal.

{Ed001's Note - no need, it was clearly a mile offside and ken was brutally hacked down....}

7.) 17 Jun 2018 08:07:42
Great effort well done to all involved.

8.) 17 Jun 2018 10:09:15
I read it wrong, Thought it read uploaded to you tube already.
No panic, you all deserve a few days off, Ken might need 2 weeks😀.

9.) 17 Jun 2018 13:21:51
Leahy i think i'm dying. I put 1 foot on floor when i got out of bed and fell over😂

Great day and i'd like to thank atko top right back lee who scored and grand master ramrod ( top class keeper) and shappy who is as nice a person as you could wish to meet. For holding up our end from the United page.
Still say it wasn't a dive but the coverage us there for you to see for yourselves. 😂.

10.) 17 Jun 2018 13:35:25
Thanks Shappy for that.
Benny look forward to whatever you have on the guys. Thanks in advance.



14 Jun 2018 10:41:51
Full line ups.
002s Team
1. Grandmaster ramrod (gk)
2. Sonofklopp (c)
3. Shappy
4. Cotsi
5. Rustler
6. Jay2gd
7. Benny baller
8. Liver1980
9. Leelee14
10. Groomy5
11. John from Wigan.
Heart attack prevention player: Sam Roberts

001s Team
1. TheGK (gk)
2. Ken (c)
3. Atko1982
4. Mk Scouser
5. Bxl red
6. Red rout
7. MagicMarl
8. Mermaidmegger
9. Crouchy
10. Morro
11. Ricky
HAPP: Jack Savins.

benny baller

1.) 14 Jun 2018 12:05:31
Ken go easy on shappy.

2.) 14 Jun 2018 14:53:30
Going easy on him is guaranteed i won't be able to catch him. shappy looks about half my age.

3.) 14 Jun 2018 16:23:48
Wow, I wouldn't have put you as 62 ken. Lol.

4.) 14 Jun 2018 20:36:21
Your so youthful looking i'm only 50% older than you then😂. but to be honest i think we will be looking out for each other surrounded by all those Scousers😂
Benny has done some job pulling it together great bunch of head's.

5.) 14 Jun 2018 22:21:12
Lol have a great time lads. Would loved to have been able to make it!




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18 Jan 2018 09:57:48
1. Shirt sales, the club doesn't profit from them.
2. Not bitter or jealous, he is a player who relies on pace and Is just about 30.
3. Vvd is none comparable, his agent sort out Klopp so they could all have an illegal dinner in Blackpool and vvd stated he wanted lfc.
4. His wages will be higher at united, as city would of paid him a bigger bonus in the summer, allowing weekly demands to be lower.
5. he's actually been DS this season, it reeks of the falcao signing where he just came for a pay check.
6. He agreed to join Man City at the end of the season, and now backed out when more money batters its eyelids. You really want a player like that? Not to mention he's technically a city cast off.
I'll be back in may to either say I told you so or eat Hun please pie. But the mans getting one last big fat pay cheque before heading back to South America.

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18 Jan 2018 02:33:34
He has clearly come purely for the money. how can you get excited about this mercenary? If it were about trophies he would of taken a cut an gone city to pick up a pl medal. He will rinse his contract at united, put marginal effort in an then fall out with jose. Whilst being 29 and stunting rashfords and martials growth. What has happened with united? alex ferguson would of never bought someone who publicly points out united are his second choice, to city of all clubs. More fools jose i say.

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10 Aug 2018 16:44:05
3-1 Leicester.

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07 Aug 2018 12:05:22
Terrible signing that mate. Dealt well will long balls at the World Cup. But anytime someone runs at him he turns like milk. Really expect United to go for a top defender.

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19 Jun 2018 22:27:53
How unfortunate the thumbnail landed on MK scouser :o and not the Carra look-alike.

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17 Jun 2018 13:32:13
Will post once I get it up on you tube mate.

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10 Dec 2017 22:17:24
ed002, I don't mind playing in a floral kit as long as you supply it :)
Cheapest kits i can get is 14 for £99, they are on clearance, meaning we would have about 2 mediums, 12 xxl, but by reading some comments, that might be perfect for ed001s team ;)
anyways you have my email if you are serious about helping out with the video stream, the ground we are using has a nice platform for where they video their games.

benny baller

{Ed002's Note - I will be providing the kit for the side Benny. I will need to get sizes sorted out. My PA will look into it - probably in the New Year.}