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21 May 2013 18:58:09
A deal between Manchester United and Juventus is currently being negotiated that will see a total of four players being exchanged between the clubs. Manchester United will be giving Juventus Mexican striker Javier Hernandez and Portuguese winger Nani while going the other way will be Montenegrin star Mirko Vucinic and Italian rock Claudio Marchisio.
From man utd. com 21 May 2013 16:02:10
Tony Pulis to be announced as the new Man Citeh
manager at 13. 00 tomorrow! The Arabs want to take the club
in a new direction and believe that Pulis is the man for the job!
LP 20 May 2013 14:47:16
Liverpool have put in a bid for wayne rooney in a straight swap from suarez and 10 million
15 May 2013 23:37:06
Modric plus 10m for Rooney. Falcao will be joining too. I have been told that a down payment has already been made. It's a similar sort of deal with the De Gea signing. Add Bale to the list we'll be unstoppable! 15 May 2013 00:16:35
The transfer to "shake the world of football" is Rooney to Man city and Aguero to Man united! Heard it here first
LPage5 14 May 2013 10:53:54
fergie to come out of retirement and get the old boots out, only for man city
11 May 2013 11:56:49
Anyone betting on Villa win against Chelsea And Wigan against city. The double is an interesting bet if you want a fun wager.
Shahram 09 May 2013 01:10:11
Rooney out Ronaldo in?
if so ronaldo to replace nani and hopefully lewandowski/ falcao to replace rooney 07 May 2013 22:33:09
Eds
You heard anything about a reported EGM being called at Everton? 06 May 2013 15:56:49
what a wonder news: united set to bid for CR7: Chicharito + 77M$ 06 May 2013 09:51:09
:
Sir Alex Ferguson
confirms Howard Webb will be sold
this Summer. 04 May 2013 17:20:06
Do you think we would lose on purpose tomorrow to make sure spurs don't get cl football and then we have a bigger chance of Bale coming? Crazy talk 18 Apr 2013 11:26:21
Ronaldo to Manchester United 14 Apr 2013 09:03:59
Apparently Martin Ferguson has been watching Cabaye and we're set to make a £20 million bid for him in the summer 09 Apr 2013 10:50:31
United are looking at Chelsea's Fernanado Torres after Van Persie hasn't been on form for the past 13 games, with United placing a 25 million plus Rooney bid to bring the Spaniard to Old Trafford 08 Apr 2013 14:44:21
Great news for Man United today, 1, A world first £120 million for the naming rights to a training ground, 2, Rumours going round about the Nike kit deal happening early for a reported £1 Billion, (Sly sorry a website, so believe it with a pinch of salt). I know most of the money wouldn't go to transfers but maybe there hopefully could be something about Nike wanting Ronaldo back wearing Nike instead of Addidas, I know, I know wishfull thinking and a long shot, But have you seen Ronaldo's new boot design/colours they look like a very familiar colour scheme. Like I said wishfull thinking so don't have a go too much:) (TheInvisibleMan) 04 Apr 2013 15:02:53
10 THINGS A UTD FAN WOULD NEVER SAY.
1/ rio should be england captain.
2/ carrick would of been great in the 100 metre sprint.
3/ scholes and giggs should get a new contract.
4/anderson has lost a bit of weight.
5/wayne rooneys hair looks different.
6/ the refs in europe play to the rules.
7/ this is the best squad utd ever had, he, he.
8/liverpool play nicer football than us.
9/ tom not so clever has a good left foot.
10/ tom not so clever has a good right foot. 03 Apr 2013 19:31:57
I have heard from a friend who works at cartington that Fergie has decided to retire at end of season and that the search for the new manager is under way! Can't believe this!
It is said Guardiola was really wanted however since his confirmation to Bayern, the candidates are Mourinho, Moyes and Blanc! Talks are going on with mendes who is Mourinhos agent about his availablilty!
I'm so shocked at this news not with the candidates but with Fergie retiring!
Marky Mark 28 Mar 2013 07:35:03
Good morning Lads!
* Nike And Chevrolet Has Agreed To Pay Cristiano Ronaldo Fee To join Manchester United in the summer. Deal worth £70Million
yasH [INDIA] 22 Mar 2013 15:56:29
French press strongly reporting Man U have a pre contract agreement signed for Kurt Zouma �12m!!
LANKYMANC 22 Mar 2013 11:30:59
Summer buys.
Huntelaar,
Lampard,
Suarez.
You heard it here 1st. One of these players will be with UTD next year.
ChrisHolmes. 10 Mar 2013 17:20:56
So Van Persie is on the bench. Looks like he is off in the summer
CDS 07 Mar 2013 18:17:10
Hi guys, Sedrick here. With Rooney being left on the bench the other night, I hope people are starting to see some sense in his impending move to Real Madrid (like I predicted on here many moons ago the ED's can confirm this).
This is not the reason I have posted, my post is to inform the United fans that Wilfried Zaha's release clause has been triggered by an unknown team in Serie A (I believe this team to be Palermo). Zaha will move to Italy in the summer and United will receive £250,000 in compensation. (Ed'd please don't put this in the "dodgy" section, this is top quality information and I take offence to my posts being put there)
Cheers
Sedrick 07 Mar 2013 13:00:28
Rooney rumours already starting in europe, with sources at Bayern confirming interest. Suggested price of 40 million Euros, payable to Utd over 4-5 years - standard construct for continental clubs transfers 07 Mar 2013 12:56:39
manchester united to bid for ronaldo 30 million + rooney 06 Mar 2013 15:50:13
heard a rumour mourinho is taking a year off and will take over from fergie bringing ramos and kheidra with him
paddy the irish man 05 Mar 2013 19:44:32
Red Snapper
In the izi bar Witney if your about bud? Sorry didn't add my name to original post, I really do like Rafael, but with no jones, Ronnie would have his choice of full backs to get himself marked by, both of which he would destroy in the air, as in the first leg. Also I don't think he would hesitate to go over easily just because he's a hero to us, and Raphael would be so intense he would likely be jumping in. From set pieces for and against smelling would occupy some of their taller players or create space for ours when attacking.
Only my opinion, Tookers 28 Feb 2013 15:55:37
any of you guys play fifa 13 on xbox fancy a game?
tag is: xx slot xx
cheers 26 Feb 2013 11:02:45
Just heard from my friend a possible triple swoop for united in the summer or targets and they are:
1. Gareth Bale - Tottenham - £55M
2. Cristaino Ronaldo - Real Madrid - £70M+Nani
3. Christain Eriksen - Ajax - £20M
4. Ashley Williams - Swansea - £7. 5M
And Sir Alex Ferguson May have many more 19 Feb 2013 18:28:50
If Ronaldo comes back, will the number 7 be taken off of Valencia and given back to Ronaldo? Or do you think Ronaldo will take the #9?
Fresh! 18 Feb 2013 21:16:54
possible ins
isco
baines
rodrigues
zourma
outs
evra
nani
scholes
giggs
anderson
macheda 18 Feb 2013 17:21:15
Hi all - Woo Hoo! Looks as if Bale could be on his way to the top of the Premier League with Nani + cash going the opposite way
Source = Giggsy 17 Feb 2013 09:37:40
Martinez at Bayern reportedly unhappy I wonder if saf will go back in. Would be great addition to mid/def. 15 Feb 2013 16:40:09
just hearing some interesting rumour at moment vidic and another player could be rooney to be involved in deal to bring back ronaldo to ot. any other folks heard anything. 11 Feb 2013 08:55:57
I m just making 3 wild guess.
Pls feel free to share urs.
Either 1-1draw.
2-2 draw or
2-1 loss ( sadlly)
Rodio17 10 Feb 2013 09:20:32
HI guys, Sedrick here. The reason Rooney didn't move to Madrid this window, is because United didn't want to let him go before the summer. Rooney is definately going to move in the summer and will probably be part of a swap deal that will be Rooney +10m Euros for Lassana Diarra.
100% pure facts.
Sedrick. 09 Feb 2013 19:14:48
Manchester united is one of the best clubs in epl and I think we should sell welbeck and giggs and buy bale. 09 Feb 2013 09:41:23
Up united I want fergu 2 buy new players 3 midfielder, defenders 4 dis champion leage 07 Feb 2013 12:31:08
from twitter, PSV & Strootman have comed to a deal for Strootman to join Man United in the summer.
Brilliant deal if true.
DD09 03 Feb 2013 19:05:14
Hi Guys
I've just read some of the posts on the Liverpool site and some joker is on there saying that drawing was a worse result than losing because it helps us. That says all you need to know about how most Liverpool fans think. I actually thought they played quite well but if that was United I still would have rather drawn than lost irrespective of who it helped.
Still it was a good result for us and I wonder whether the press will slaughter Reina for his howler oh no they save that for David De Gea.
Bazza The Red 01 Feb 2013 19:27:09
David De Gea, Patrice Evra, Jonny Evans, Javier Hernández, Danny Welbeck & Nani will all leave Manchester United during the summer with Viktor Fischer (Ajax), João Moutinho (Porto), Jefferson Farfán (Schalke), Jetro Willems (PSV), Gonzalo Higuain (Real Madrid), Mats Hummels (Dortmund) and a surprise move for Javier Mascherano (Barcelona) all coming in 31 Jan 2013 13:12:51
strootman spotted at manchester airport, staff say he's off to city for medical, gutted if he does.
Big Al 22 Jan 2013 17:44:08
alternatives to zaha,
douglas costa,
Jamie rodriguez
also united interested in juan quintero of pescara. 20 Jan 2013 10:30:13
Sneijder deal to be complete by Friday. £130-150k a week, 7.5m. 18 Jan 2013 11:14:13
Dont know how true this is but just heard from my my best mate's uncle's drinking buddy's dart partner that Utd are looking at bringing Danny Simpson back to the club. Swap for Rafael and £15m. Apparently, Simpson wants to bring Tulisa in as physio and once this is sorted the deal will go through! 18 Jan 2013 10:20:39
a neigbour of mine has been told were going in for sergio ramos and jack wilshere inthe summer but wilshere is unlikely because arsenal want van persie back as part of the deal
paddy the irish man 16 Jan 2013 17:16:20
Can see this happening. Fergie to stay for 3 more years, get ronaldo in his last year, a leaving present. Then pep to take over 2016 14 Jan 2013 11:58:23
Hey guys just bumped into Coleen Rooney in the Trafford centre she dropped her bag and a bikini fell out, surely she wouldn't be buying a bikini now for the summer holiday as it won't be in fashion then, do you think Wayne is off in January? Spain maybe? ;)
Anon 14 Jan 2013 11:50:55
Lads in work this morning recon we are in contact wit WS about a move after being talked up by RVP to senior staff......heard he voted for RVP at ballon dor so can't imagine they really hate one another ...... This is a rumour no more no less so please keep the childish comment to a minimum .......... I hope it's true the guy is fantastic but I love the guy so am completely bias but all the talk about Liverpool in contact could be bull according to Wat one of the eds have being saying .......... So eds syd GDS anyone heard anything ........ Also I'm pretty sure at this stage Zaha is nailed on ........
CAIN 14 Jan 2013 11:49:40
Apparently sneijders agent is in talk with a top prem club now. Hopefully us but I doubt it... 13 Jan 2013 15:11:58
Saf got cantona from leeds cuz leeds thought with cantona's attitude it would distrupt man you dressing room"cus leeds wanted to win the league"but it back fired"just making a point from the earlier posts"reddevildude 13 Jan 2013 12:41:20
As days go by,
The games they fly,
Points are won and lost;
Goals are scored,
And fans they roar,
To the name of their favourite player,
Manchester, Merseyside,
It's all that matters,
Never mind the league,
Never mind the form,
Its time for hatred to be reborn.
The crowds file in to the match as one,
Certainly not contained as one.
Liverpool, United, it's all it comes down to,
Surely the deed must be done.
When it's done,
Three points are won,
Even further above the spam,
We are United born and bred,
Lets fu**ing have them till we're dead.
It's Derby day,
It's Derby day,
Come on to f**k,
It's derby day.
---------------
Lets have them boys.
MPez 11 Jan 2013 15:51:38
Ronaldo is coming to United at the end of the season and so is Guardiola. Pep is shadowing Fergie for 6 months into the season and then taking over completely for the run-in.
Ronaldo knows this and was keen to say "Hello" to Pep in the knowledge they will soon be working together but Pep is much more "careful" with the need for confidentiality so blanked Ronaldo at the Balon D`or deliberately lest something be inferred.
Nani and Rooney (and Chicharito was originally Vidic but injury changed that) are all off to Madrid and their combined wages are what CR7 is being paid equating to £400k++ per week.
I know a man who who works for a Madrid "Broker" who puts things together - this is his first Football business as he usually brokers everything from Bloodstock to Dairy Futures. 09 Jan 2013 12:10:06
alright lads im a chelsea boy through and through. i work at stamford bridge and the news out is franky lampard is set to sign for united on a 1 year deal then a further 2 years if all goes well. talks have started with the clubs but won't agree anything until summer. you heard it here first!
Browner! 06 Jan 2013 16:24:20
Basically, My dad's friends son walks SAF's friends sisters dog so i have reliable information that Manchester United will sign Ronaldo for £2 + Macheda.
Seems like a good deal to me. WILL happen in next week. :) Excat the kind of romour this site was waiting for long..
Like father's brothe's sister's cows milkmans wife.. Told me..
Rodio17 28 Dec 2012 13:51:56
You mean 13th
GD 26 Dec 2012 23:44:40
I find it ironic that the media continues to rip DDG and praise Hart. If DDG had allowed that goal that Hart did the media would have had a field day and yet Hart comes under no criticism. I know DDG has a way to go but still think he has massive potential. 16 Dec 2012 16:17:41
United to sign Sneijder from Inter on loan for the rest of the season. It gets him away from Milan, gives him first team football and puts him in the shop window ahead of a big summer move. Also helps us out with another body in midfield for minimal loan fee and part of his wages. Smart thinking.
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