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30 Nov 2018 16:43:25
Hi all not wrote on here for ages I'm getting too the stage now of not enjoying watching united
Jose got to go I've been staying since the west ham game he will be sacked by Christmas
The players don't want too play for him anymore

Since lukaku last scored at old Trafford
Man city scored 83 goals
Lewis Hamilton won 11 races
Real Madrid have had 3 head coachs
That's mental states for a 75 million pound player.

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30 Nov 2018 17:15:27
Hes never in a million miles will win us the title. He needs to be either played to his strength or transfer him and get an all round striker.

30 Nov 2018 17:48:47
he used to score a lot until the fans stopped singing his song lol.

30 Nov 2018 18:23:42
Lukaku won't be anywhere near his best until he has a summer break (or perhaps an injury break) to do some conditioning work and shed the extra muscle mass he has put on. Over the past 16 months he's pretty much maximised his weaknesses and minimised his strengths. United have an army of physios, dieticians etc and the only reason they could have allowed him to do this is because it was Jose's desire. Make him more of a target man or something I don't know, but it's got to be reversed.

01 Dec 2018 00:44:09
Wait, it’s Jose’s fault lukaku is overweight?

01 Dec 2018 06:54:25
It is GDS, I’ve heard he slips him cookies and takes him out for KFC every Thursday.

{Ed025's Note - it looks like hes eaten a couch AJH..

01 Dec 2018 08:04:25
Is he really fat or has he just bulked up too much?

Only reason i am saying that is i remember a similar thing happening to memphis when he signed, got so top heaving he lost his burst of pace.

Looking at him at lyon he looks more of a footballers physique and has that blistering pace back.

01 Dec 2018 09:13:49
Jose won't be sacked until March or April as soon as champions league qualification becomes impossible. Same as with Moyes and what would've happened with van Gaal only he got to the cup final an they left him in for that and sacked him afterwards. No confidence though that the next appointee will be any better.







 

 

 
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