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17 May 2018 20:49:37
The season is over and so it is time for the Manchester United Rumours posters end of season awards.

It has been very competitive this year and the quality of posts has reached new levels with several new posters raising the bar. The oldies continue to impress and as my predictions competition has shown there are at least 200 people regularly reading this stuff.

And so on to the awards.

The Waldorf and Statler Grumpy Old Men award goes to BEAST and NOUCAMP. Beast set the bar high with his 100% record of negativity whilst Stevie has perfected the art of bringing a grumpy sense of realism to the optimism of youth. Top work fellas.

The “we have 24 hours to live let’s enjoy it” award goes to GDS2. He was GDS until he got banned (yes, really) but his eternal optimism is both uplifting and possibly hopelessly optimistic . Let’s be honest, if you’ve never been banned, you’ve never lived. GDS, StevieK (now Noucamp), Fresh, me, to name just a few.

The “I’m new here, how am I doing? ” award goes to Mumbles and Slate. Both have demonstrated fantastic common sense and intelligence with their contributions, long may they continue.

The AJH award for the person who continually talks about himself in the 3rd person and is able to piss off pretty much everyone goes to MAZE. Maze couldn’t be with us tonight but did send a speech through. “Maze would like to say thank you for this award but Maze is a miserable sod and as Maze believes everyone else is an idiot, this award is clearly a mistake and Maze would like you to stick it. Maze is now off to stick Maze’s head up Maze’s posterior.

The award for Where the hell are you is shared between BETTY SWOLLOCKS and HONEY BADGER whose pithy contributions are sadly missed. Runner up is ZEE who needs to come back to this family who care about him.

The award for I have a crush and I don’t care who knows it goes to 666RED, Tris is hot mate so you crack on.

There are lifetime achievement awards for JRED, WELSH RED DEVIL, DEANO, CSM, and of course the fabulous DANNY, who all continue to add massive value to this site.

The final award is the AJH poster of the Year award. This is a tough one as there are so many posters but the purpose of posting is to generate debate, inform, or entertain. With this criteria in mind, the winner is SHAPPY. A young man with a wise head. Top work fella.

We may disagree, we, we may argue, some of us may be idiots (! ), some of us may be wise, but we all ultimately eat the same thing, and that is to marry Kylie. Oops, clearly I meant to see our team back on top. Keep posting everyone and for those of you that read and don’t post, take the plunge, start posting, you can’t do any worse than ken. 😄.

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17 May 2018 21:32:48
You disappoint me, Tony.

17 May 2018 21:39:08
That is probably the most entertaining thing I have seen this season linked to united 😘.

17 May 2018 22:19:25
Good work my man.

17 May 2018 22:22:15
Great read, Tony. You've far too much time on your hands, but great read 😁.

17 May 2018 22:30:48
It's weird how the site draws you in, I end up having a quick look how the latest debate is going . People are pretty consistent in their views and whatever the topic you can have a good guess at the direction a post will take before u read it by simply seeing who posted it.
There's a few kinds of posts there's the I disagree with you almost totally posts but IL find some common ground before I say what I really mean, these start with something like you raise some interesting points but .
There's the I was a bit worse for wear when I posted that and I hope it disappears quickly post.
There's the seek friends for back up posts.
Then there's the I'm going to need stats to back this up posts.
Any posts about martial or Jose will split opinion the easiest .

17 May 2018 22:31:54
Love it!

17 May 2018 22:36:04
I would just like to thank all the people who disagree with me for making this award possible. My mum, for giving birth to me. My fiance for sitting there quietly not complaining but silently judging me while I write posts/ replies and finally all the people at our great club, except Jose the miserable arse. Lol.

18 May 2018 00:51:53
AJH great read and i couldn’t stop laughing after seeing my name there.
Goes to show why this is the best site in the world. I always come here first thing when I wake up. Yes and it already made my day.
It’s people like you and everyone else (Eds and all) whose posts and replies that make this site interesting and great. And that’s why ManUtd is the best and biggest club in the world.

18 May 2018 01:19:13
I have a teenage son. I'm used to squishing youthful optimism.

18 May 2018 01:33:26
I appreciate the shout out but I've been commenting on here since it was a single page for all teams. Obviously not that memorable hahah.

18 May 2018 08:45:52
Ha thanks Tony, great stuff, it does feel like a lifetime aswell sometime 😂 brilliant site, been an addict since day 1, as you say we disagree wildly at times but all with the same aim in mind, United on top again, keep it up lads and ladies.

18 May 2018 11:26:04
I expected better AJH!

Seriously, nice work mate.

18 May 2018 14:28:39
I can't believe we were mentioned in the same sentence, when it comes to grumpiness, Beast 😁.

18 May 2018 15:00:53
Haha 4 dislikes for a little tongue in cheek humour I feel ostracized like the maze 😂.

18 May 2018 15:49:07
It's 5 now, Deano 😁.



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