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20 Mar 2018 07:28:43
"Paul Pogba may be struggling to get game time at Manchester United, but the flashy Frenchman has unveiled a new ‘Super Saiyan Blue’ hairdo, which takes inspiration from popular anime DragonBall Z, on Instagram to celebrate the international break".
Its good to see that Pogba is concentrating on the football and turning his dismal form around.
I think some if these players are living in a totally different world.

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20 Mar 2018 07:59:20
Don't you worry there Attack Attack Attack, his agent says 'he'll be a club legend in the near future'!, and with someone like that as your agent, its not hard to see why he's another player with a sense of entitlement, living in his own walt disney world of fantasy, apparently deschamps is going to help council him on the living nightmare of having to sit on the bench for 2 games while trousering 290 grand a week, i feel his pain, i really do!

20 Mar 2018 08:10:27
I'm not supporting his choice of haircut, but I do find it strange how people consider getting your haircut as a sign that a player isn't concentrating on their football.

Having spent 14 years in the Barbering industry and having cut many professional sportsmen's hair, I can confirm everyone needs a haircut. Does getting your haircut stop you from doing your job?

Beckham and Ronaldo are considered club legends and I can't remember them ever having a hair out of place. Somehow they managed to fit in regular trips to the barbershop around their 6 hour working day.

For me if your a young millionaire and getting your haircut every other week is the only excess you have fallen pray to then your doing pretty well. Alcohol, drugs, gambling and women are far bigger distractions from football than getting a trim.

20 Mar 2018 08:17:27
Most people in top flight football are totally deluded. They believe they are gods. Most are decidedly average. The modern day footballer at the top end makes me sick. My uncle has his own travel agency business and deals with a lot of Premier league footballers and some of the stories are unbelievable. They don’t live in the real world.

20 Mar 2018 08:19:34
Absolutely spot on Shappy!

Can you fit me in for a short back and sides please? Maybe some blond highlights?

20 Mar 2018 08:39:23
Shaps I'll have some of that too. Do we get the banter discount? 😂.

20 Mar 2018 08:42:44
In other news, Shaw was caught brushing his teeth and applying deodorant, this must be the cause of Mourinho's criticisms.

20 Mar 2018 08:50:39
Man has haircut exclusive. Compelling stuff.

20 Mar 2018 08:55:07
Angel - Maybe you could go for a flat top mate? With my blonde highlights I reckon we'd break some hearts!

20 Mar 2018 09:01:18
Nothing wrong with changing hairdos AAA just need our Goku to start performing and taking responsibility like his anime counter part.

20 Mar 2018 09:08:39
Ronaldo and Beckham regularly put a shift in and nobody questioned any extra curricular activity they may have had because of that, Pogba is all show and no substance.

20 Mar 2018 09:24:37
It is entirely impopssibly for somebody to concentrate on football and also get their hair cut. He should have long flowing locks until he has scored 30 goals in my opinion or he needs to leave.

20 Mar 2018 11:18:02
A saw a great picture of him getting his barnet done with the caption
'Salon Dor winner 2018'

20 Mar 2018 10:05:37
Shappy, I wish I had enough hair to have different styles!

20 Mar 2018 10:17:25
GDS2 so you see Pogba more like Eriq La Salle circa 1988 than Michael Jackson circa 1977?

20 Mar 2018 10:28:52
Players with non-black boots shouldn’t be allowed on the Old Trafford turf. And standard crew cuts for all. Bebe knew. .

20 Mar 2018 10:55:59
I think it's tactical. Distract the opposition and then score.
Whilst posting, I think that Pogba will be a club legend. I not so sure that the club will be the one we all support.

20 Mar 2018 14:27:07
Interesting views boys but at least we stopped talking about mourinho for 5 mins. Haha.

20 Mar 2018 14:30:22
Personally, I think his head is in the shed and he's stealing money from United. He needs to knuckle down and show the club and fans what he's made of. But he won't as his image and off field activities seem to matter more than his job as a footballer. And that's the point in case. He does not come across as a committed footballer and let's face it, no one in this site can argue that Pogba has been a success.

20 Mar 2018 15:52:29
yul brenner did not need a hair cut.



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