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13 Mar 2018 07:12:35
Morning all. Here's an interesting stat boys.

Man City now have the best defensive record without parking the bus!

That glorious win against Liverpool sets Manchester City on course to win the league against the Salford reds at the Etihad.

That City countdown banner has well and truly lost its place on the stands of old Trafford .

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13 Mar 2018 07:24:55
Also have the most empty seats despite playing the best football in the league.

2/ 10 for banter
1/ 10 for execution.

D- try harder.

13 Mar 2018 07:25:39
Not sure whether you’re a Man City troll or not!

13 Mar 2018 08:26:19
Would be nice to have some city fans on here, their site is like their stadium at the moment, nobody there.

Going to assume this clown is a Liverpool fan though, city fans aren’t usually so embarrassing. They do seem obsessed with winning it at the Emptyhad against us though, like it matters, they won it months ago. And just like the scousers they seem to think they will just walkover us when we play them, risky thought process.

13 Mar 2018 08:26:46
No this lad is one of the Liverpool fish I caught over on the Scouse page. Bless him, he's trying hard.

I might have put a few noses out of joint by the looks of things.

I only asked a simple question,
"Is it hypocritical to sing "You'll never walk alone" then turn on your players and slag them off 90 minutes later? "

Very few seemed to grasp it.

Drogie, mate you will need to up your game. We have been aware that City will win the league for quite a while.
I think it says a lot about where Liverpool are atm by celebrating someone other than their team winning the league.
Funny how 27 years in the footballing wilderness has turned fans of a form great club in to anyone but United fans.

13 Mar 2018 08:56:55
And as i came back at you Shappy.

You’re page was in meltdown when you’re players and team were under performing during the Moyes and LVG era, you seem to forget the abuse towards your own players.

Let’s not forget you were in the same predicament before the birth of the Premier League.26 years.

I’m a season ticket holder on the kop and have been fortunate to watch our great teams of the 80’s. I enjoy watching good football no matter what team. City are doing this at the moment and they are fantastic to watch, with the best defensive record.

So it looks like you’ve jumped into my net Shappy.

13 Mar 2018 08:57:23
Wow we have reached a stage where fan of a club that hasn't won a pl trophy since time immemorial is going to tell us that we haven't won a pl trophy in a while.

13 Mar 2018 09:42:16
Aww ain't this one precious, looks like he's only came here for my attention.

Drogie mate I must let you know if this gets weird I will have to get a restraining order. Thinking about it, that wasn't you going through my bins this morning was it? Lol.

I admitted on the Liverpool page that United fans are just as bad at giving their players abuse. Sometimes it's justified sometimes it's not. What I was asking though was isn't it hypocritical to sing to your players how you will always support them to stab them in the back 90 minutes later.

You do know what hypocritical means?

United fans make no such promises, so although I don't agree with slagging off the players at least United fans aren't being hypocrites when doing so.

Hope that clears things up.

13 Mar 2018 09:17:42
For a moment then I thought that was a post from an honest to goodness city fan then I remembered that you have more chance of seeing a post from Jimmy Hoffa than you do a city fan.

No unfortunately just another tragic post from another tragic Scouser is that how bad it's got now mate that because you and your "best front 3 in europe" can't beat us you start supporting city in the hope they can?

City won the league about 3 months ago I couldn't care less about city I don't even look for their results any more.

13 Mar 2018 09:47:21
@ Moysie. You either haven’t read my post correctly or I can only assume you’re too young to know your own history.

@DGDS2 - Yes this clown is a Liverpool fan, thanks for that by the way. I agree, City fans do seem to have an air of sensibility about them. I work in Manchester so mix with reds and blues. When we go City away, we always get the soccer bus back into town with the City fans and we always have a decent convo with them.

The same can’t be said with United away, we are always kept back for at least 30mins after the game, it’s the same with the reverse fixture.

13 Mar 2018 10:00:57
Aren’t being hypocrites Shappy? Comment of the morning

13 Mar 2018 10:31:17
How are we being hypocrites?

13 Mar 2018 10:44:10
My my to read a sad bitter rival supporter who comes here to talk about City situation? I think you are a complete lost.
1. You have just lost the game to us
2. You have lost your way. Do go to City’s site to praise them. They’ll appreciate you there.
We are in the know here that City will probably win the League. That means all others are below. More importantly ManUtd is above Liverpool 🤣🤣🤣. But the most important thing is Liverpool is 27 going on 28 yrs without ANYTHING! You can’t even win a Mickey Mouse Cup! Even Arsenal has won a Shield. You ain’t got no aluminum let alone silverware. So where does that leave you? Don’t embarrass some of you good your fellow scousers. Eat the humble pie and no one will bother you.

13 Mar 2018 10:41:58
Tradgic post? Can’t handle the banter Deano? Not my fault I couldn’t see your infamous City ”ticker” banner as I looked across to the Stretford end on Saturday.

Deary me. My origanal post has nothing to do with the performance of our front three, we were poor. it’s the potential derby day showdown due to the result!

If Everton were on the verge of winnnng the league against Liverpool there would be plenty of United fans all over it like a rash.


13 Mar 2018 11:12:25
Stop lying 666 they have won plenty of trophies in recent years, they win the pretty football is better than trophies trophy not to mention the next year is our year trophy every single year, then there was the draw against westbrom trophy not to mention 2 finals in klopp's first season trophy and who can forget the 2014 best 2nd place trophy.

Anyone who says Liverpool don't win trophies is FAKE NEWS.

13 Mar 2018 11:20:48
Well, I’ve very much enjoyed the bites this morning, lovely talking to you all. Not forgetting some of you and your wonderful opportunity to get over to the Liverpool page all weekend. Always welcome.

Off to buy my City scarf now. Would hate to disappoint.

Good luck tonight and hope we get you in the next round. Win, lose or draw United away is the most entertaining fixture


13 Mar 2018 11:23:05
I'd take my time and explain the difference between Your and You're but I'm afraid I'd get spat at. You must be looking forward to the rap 'collabo' between Slippy G and Spitty C.

13 Mar 2018 11:20:44
What a childish post drogie. Seeing as though you have been a season ticket holder in the kop since the 80s I’m guessing that that would make you over the age of 40. Pretty sad and pathetic to come here and try and troll.

I’ve never experienced such a meltdown and bitterness from you scousers as I have from your loss of Saturday. You were out fought and out thought by us and didn’t even make our goal keeper work. But don’t worry you’ve still got your trophy for ‘dominated possession’ to keep you guys happy. Shows the small club scouse mentality that you guys are still crying about Saturday whilst we’ve enjoyed the victory and already have our sights on our important matches tonight and Saturday. You guys are so obsessed with us it’s laughable. Haven’t won the league in over 28 years. You guys a big club? Don’t joke. The delusion on your page was getting to dizzying heights that I’m sure some of your fellow Liverpool fans have been suffering from altitude sickness. So I would get back to concentrating on yourselves as one loss and you could find yourself out the top 4. Off you go mate.

13 Mar 2018 11:30:41
You talk of sharing conversations about football with City fans, but not Utd fans. I can do the same with Everton fans. Why? Because I've no animosity towards their club, and there isn't all those years of bitter rivalry between us. C'mon, mate. You say you're a fan of a certain vintage- I shouldn't have to point out the obvious to you.

13 Mar 2018 11:54:39
CSM so sorry my bad 🤣🤣🤣.

13 Mar 2018 12:26:55
Did you get the footie bus with the city fans because there were lots of empty seats?

13 Mar 2018 12:28:42
I didn't see the banner either mate maybe it was hiding in the same place as your front 3.

13 Mar 2018 12:28:43
Ctr how are you doing, long time no hear, how have you been.

13 Mar 2018 13:12:09
I had a betamax recorder once for taping rentaghost.



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