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18 Jun 2017 16:02:34
How about any players wearing gloves have to pay 10% of their weekly take home to a local charity. Also any players wearing headphones entering a stadium is also fined the same amount. I'd like to see a tattoo tariff and also something needs to be done about ridiculous beards.

Seriously though, something should be done about the haranguing of referees, pretend card wavers and play acting. If these were dealt with correctly, there would be less time wasting.
I quite liked the idea of a stadium clock linked to the ref's watch.
Also, badge kissing must be stopped.

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18 Jun 2017 16:59:26
Maybe we should make the rest of society do that as well. Charity would be a thing of the past in no time. Or maybe just fine stupid comments.

18 Jun 2017 17:18:35
Yellow Benteens you must be fun at parties.

18 Jun 2017 17:35:48
I was replying to a funny post by AJH, and was trying to add a bit more humour, not sure why it wasn't posted with that thread. Probably me and my Luddite fingers.
It would be nice if wealth was fairly distributed within our society, as opposed to multi millionaire tax dodgers. Then there would be less of a need and pressure on charity. Sounds ideal really. Sorry for any offence TopB.

18 Jun 2017 19:10:42
Yellow, I overlooked gloves, you are spot on. As well as badge kissing there is also the pointing to their name on the back of their shirt, ridiculous. I don't see why when a goal is scored a simple handshake cannot suffice.

18 Jun 2017 19:59:11
Also that heart thing they do with their hands after a goal, WTF is that all about, Footballing Masons?

18 Jun 2017 20:39:06
Absolutely Beast. I'd like to add thumb sucking and rocking your arms from side to side as if comforting a baby.

18 Jun 2017 20:40:16
No hugging kissing, shaking hands in the tunnel before a game and no half and half scarfs.

18 Jun 2017 21:17:19
None taken yellow. All good.

19 Jun 2017 09:17:10
Half and half scarves, unbelievable. When did that become ok. Also, kissing your wrist, looking up to the sky, presumably to a loved one in heaven.

18 Jun 2017 20:03:31
I bow to your wit and wisdom AJH. I'd also like to add to your list professional footballers in shampoo and male skin care adverts.

18 Jun 2017 21:51:54
quite right beast all that and the big girls blouses who roll around when tackled are my main pet hates, oh and the fact that no one is allowed to put a challenge these days too annoys me, give me the old days of when we slide tackled on red ash parks with a big smile on our faces through the shear enjoyment of playing the game.



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