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23 Apr 2017 20:07:31
As its been such a good day I thought I'd share some possible, although slightly optimistic scenarios for the end of the season.

Tottenham beat Chelsea to the title on the last day, we finish third. Everton win all there games, pool only win 1 and city win 2 more meaning Everton finish 4th on goal difference, by 1. City finish 5th, pool 6th and Arsenal 7th.

Arsenal win the F. A cup (denying Chelsea the double) and give Wenger a 10 year contract and heaps of cash to waste on bang average players that have "potential"

We win the Europa league giving Jose 3 trophies in his 1st season (zlat comes off the bench in the 91st minute throws his crutches aside and scores a bicycle kick with the last kick of the game, and promptly announces his retirement)

Klopp leaves Liverpool to manage a big team (west ham) and they appoint Gerrard as manager (they get relegated despite Stevie G signing himself as a player in January (he falls over in the last game of the season against Newcastle who score and save themselves from relegation whilst condemning pool.

City sack Pep, he announces he is a woman trapped in a mans body and becomes the first transgender Olympic gold medallist in that gymnastic baton twirling thing

Oh and the Glazers give ownership of the club to the fans after paying off all the debt after waking up to find Beast standing at the foot of their bed with a cordless drill and a pair of pliers.

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23 Apr 2017 20:10:56
That all sounds pretty ridiculous mate, apart from Pep which is strangely believeable. 😅. It's been a very odd season, who knows what will happen next.

23 Apr 2017 20:17:59
Strange but in football terms could completely happen except I've got a sneaky feeling that Caitlin Jenner will be Liverpool's next manager or is he already😆😆😆😆.







 

 

 
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