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25 Nov 2016 06:05:28
A very simple question to anyone who is ITK. What did Jesse Lingard have for lunch yesterday? Was on the field for only about 10 minutes and could have grabbed himself a hat trick if it weren't for the goal keeper.

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25 Nov 2016 06:19:59
He can be quite threatening if given the freedom to roam, and does have good accuracy from long distance shots.

25 Nov 2016 06:26:52
He had tuna pasta Shan followed up with an apple and a pack of polos.

25 Nov 2016 13:11:21
A whole pack Dave?

25 Nov 2016 15:13:55
According to my sources he gave his last polo to pogba but Only if he knew the secret handshake.

25 Nov 2016 14:26:28
Rooney's goal was good but jesses was my favorite of the bunch how many passes were there on the build up. Very barca-esque.

25 Nov 2016 19:18:10
Were they the fruit polo's or mint? Personally I prefer the fruit. I'm also glad I don't have to do those hand shakes going in to meetings etc, never get any work done.

25 Nov 2016 20:58:50
Unfortunately Brendan they were mint.

26 Nov 2016 00:21:54
I would have brought him straight off again, after that silly celebration. Really grips my piss.

26 Nov 2016 08:31:38
Not a fan of the mint. With that and the funny hand shakes, it's time to sell him on.







 

 

 
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