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24 May 2016 18:23:17
Hi Ed001

I Need some advice here.

How do you manage to watch so many football games over the weekend without upsetting your fiancé? I've been given an ultimatum, I'm only allowed to watch 2 matches per weekend and we not even engaged, can't imagine what's going to happen once we married lol.

{Ed001's Note - erm well that is a sore point, it was ok because the weekend here is Friday and Saturday but she only got Fridays off. It doesn't matter any more as she is now an ex-fiance but it wasn't the watching footie that was the issue. I can get away with it because it is work related and they understand I watch them for work. So every woman I enter a relationship with knows what I do and that I will be watching footie if it is on. They get used to it. You just need to train them early doors.}

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24 May 2016 19:18:26
Sorry to hear about it. Guess I need to start training mine asap.

{Ed001's Note - yes start by rewarding her with little treats each time you get to watch footie. That way she associates you watching footie with good things for her. Like doing something nice for her that you wouldn't normally do. If she normally does the dishes, make a point of doing them before the footie. It is worth the compromise to make it work. Mostly they just don't want to feel like they don't matter to you as much as the football and want some attention, so don't forget to mention how nice she looks out of the blue. We all know you will have to lie through gritted teeth to do it, but it is worth it to keep her sweet ;-)

24 May 2016 20:46:33
When your married you can promise her the night of her life and she'll end up going to bed early with a headache. problem solved.

24 May 2016 21:11:40
Just at the moment before an argument begins just say "you know what? Your absolutely right". Watch them become clueless before steam comes out of their ears.

24 May 2016 20:13:49
ED001,

You are the master, got to hand it to you!

😂😂.

{Ed001's Note - well it is very similar to training a dog to be honest, so there is a bit of that ;-)

25 May 2016 08:14:27
Ronnie for some or other reason I picture you to be this naughty 15year old ginger.

25 May 2016 13:02:30
FIRSTLY, I AM NO GINGER NINJA GUYS!

Trendy mo fo, yes, I am!

Back to football, talking of what Mourinho done at Chelski, bringing in 6 or 7 players could be a good thing?

Some need to go anyway, with the likes of Jones, Rojo, Fellaini - not Man Utd players!

Our team need building around Martial, De Gea and the youngsters!

{Ed007's Note - What a bunch of pussies! And shame on you Ed001 - washing dishes? You've had a lucky escape there pal if she had you doing housework.}







 

 

 
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