01 Aug 2015 00:28:40
well the kits been released i must say big improvement on the plain boring nike kits.
ill be off to purchase my top in the morning :)
01 Aug 2015 02:20:03
Big fancy dress party the weekend?
01 Aug 2015 07:16:35
Like the 96 fa cup final dress up like a bunch of tarts!
01 Aug 2015 07:25:10
I'm up for this fancy dress party, I've even got my costume. I'm going the whole 9 yards for this, bought me a great costume and will play a character who sums up a Liverpool season. At the start of the party I'll be really happy and excited by the shopping I've done to get me to this point, then I'll look over and see a girl I have no chance of getting but I'll think to myself, this is my night.
I go over and try to talk to her but I'm shot down, however, I will not let this deter me because this is my night. My best mate Brendan is with me and he instils a deep sense of character in me, he tells me even though I've had a horrible start I should have lots of confidence in my new purchases.
Reborn with a renewed sense of confidence I try again and for a while thing are looking good. She has complimented me on one of my new purchases but feels the rest were overpriced garbage who'll end up like so many old purchases before, just thrown out when I've realised they were rubbish. Nevertheless, coming into the latter third of the night and the pressure is on. My banter has taken a turn for the worst and she's not laughing at any of my jokes. She goes to "get some air", I get a pep talk from the Spanish waiter who is serving drinks as he passes. He tells me several facts that are bound to end up going down a treat, I ask him how does he continue to get such fantastic jobs considering how poor a waiter he is, he shrugs as if to say he has no idea either.
I've been distracted for a few minutes by the waiter, in this time I have not noticed that a couple of my purchases are looking worse for wear. I start to panic.
Things go from bad to worse as I go to find the girl, she is now talking to a couple of Mancunians and a couple of Londoners. These people look much better than I do, however, one of the Mancunians is wearing one of my old purchases which I sold to buy these new ones. I and many others knew he had paid well over the odds for this purchase but it seems to be doing good things for him as the girl had complimented it. Panicking, I search for Brendan, knowing that I'm looking as though i'm falling behind the rest of the suitors.
Brendan is found in the garden, drunk and muttering the words "technician" and "ability". I'm terrified now, I head inside and their she is with the Mancunianin a red suit. I run outside, jump in a taxi and complain all the way home about how the lighting in the room was wrong for my purchases or how Brendan actually just spotted nonsense the whole night.
However, once I'm home I remember there is another party in a few weeks and with other 10 purchases to make myself look better, that will no doubt be my night.
01 Aug 2015 07:26:30
Sorry are you going to a fancy dress party? Shell suit curly wig fake moustash you can pretend its the eighties. YNFA
01 Aug 2015 07:34:35
Yeah .We've all got a disease its called "winning".If you wear one of our shirts you might catch it.😈😈
01 Aug 2015 07:50:30
It's a nice kit M.R. much nicer than those uniforms that the average scouser wears. You know , the high vis vest wil the words "COMMUNITY SERVICE" on the back.
01 Aug 2015 08:20:55
You guys are on form today, keep it up.
Laughing my lil head off here. :-)