14 Jun 2015 22:59:58
Ok guys,
I'm getting married next year and one thing the Mrs has allowed me to do (other than paying for it) is to have the tables named after United players.
My best man is a gooner so obviously he is on the Van Persie table :)
I was going to have a Giggs table but I then thought it through and came to the conclusion that was a bad idea at a wedding lol.
A few names thrown about with some funny little things to have on them would be appreciated.
Thanks guys.
CTR
{Ed004's Note - Congratulations mate}
14 Jun 2015 23:34:30
You could have either a Robbie Savage table or an owen Hargreaves table for people who you know have to be invited and come along but you don't really want them there.
14 Jun 2015 23:39:38
Bridesmaids @ Sir Alex ferguson table because of Hairdryer treatment
Grooms men at the Roy Keane table because the best man can't fail to prepare a speech and end up preparing to fail and a speech is a tough job
Any heavy set people can go to the Anderson table. The kids can all go on the Young Table.
Anyone that may spoil the show and try to grab all the spotlight can go on the Rooney table
And if their is any fine ladies in need of a good night put her on the Parker table so she can Parker her self next to me lol
15 Jun 2015 07:04:31
Haha, I like the Young table idea RDF.
15 Jun 2015 07:07:58
If there's no room at the Young table, the children could be on the Kidd's and Smalling tables while those providing childcare are placed at the adjacent Nani table.
The food should be on the Cole's Law table.
People with dentures should be on the Nobby Stiles table.
The band is at the Giggs table.
Those likely to spoil the propriety of the day by insisting on telling loud and excessively dirty jokes should be consigned to the Ruud table in a noisy corner by the toilets.
Those who smoke should be moved to the Butt table, which should be located in the toilets.
If you have any guests from across the Pennines they will be sat at the Yorke table.
The wealthy relatives are sat at the Fortune table.
You and your family should of course be on the Best table.
Everyone else goes on the Evra one else table.
15 Jun 2015 07:13:35
Eric Cantona table for people who want the party to get off with "a kick"!
15 Jun 2015 07:38:43
Great effort Shawthing pal.
{Ed001's Note - congratulations CTR, and can you pass on my commiserations to Mrs CTR to be, she is a brave woman marrying you! I wish her all the luck in the world, as she will need it.}
15 Jun 2015 08:31:22
For the children's table I'm going with the Brian Kidd table. Alternatively if they have some footballing talent call them the class of 2026.
Any of the lightweights can be put on the Januzaj table.
Gingers go on the Scholes table. You can also put any of your friends who happen to be magicians on this table as either can qualify.
The guests who leave way too early are sat at the Pogba table. Once they all leave, you can change this to the Fresh/Ronaldo table as you'll want them to come back.
Long shot but at most weddings there will be people who have been invited by one of the bride or groom but the other doesn't really have a clue who they are. Raymond van der Gouw did you get an invite table?
Also if you have a singer, band or DJ then they can sit at the For Tune's table.
15 Jun 2015 08:39:52
Also congratulations CTR.
Since I'm writing again, if you have any Belgians coming to the wedding they have to be sat at the Ronnie table.
15 Jun 2015 08:39:53
Forget table names, get out, get out now! They all turn nuts as soon as the honeymoon is over, but by then it's too late and like a black widow spider, they have you trapped, and you pray for a quick and painless end.
But congratulations pal, and good luck! ;-)
15 Jun 2015 09:06:42
After all these preparation i hope you don't land in a "Slippy G" table. Congratulations CTR.
15 Jun 2015 09:24:24
Chris!
Congratulations!
I also was lucky enough that the wife allowed tables named after utd players! Like you I'm also from Cambridge so shows the women down here are very accommodating!!!
15 Jun 2015 09:52:22
Lol ed01, she's the luckiest girl in the world.
Cheers guys, thought I'd better get her tied down before she realised the mistake she is making and the life insurance isn't as big as I told her.
{Ed001's Note - naw that's my missus obviously. Oh wait, thought you had an un in front of luckiest then!}
15 Jun 2015 10:23:31
Congratulations!!!!!
15 Jun 2015 14:52:11
Another good man down :(
15 Jun 2015 15:24:47
Where Stevie? :)
15 Jun 2015 17:23:19
Put the Mother in Law on the Tevez table, that will get you off to a good start!
Good luck mate hope it goes well.
15 Jun 2015 17:37:20
Cheers beast,
Haha yes and that she makes tevez look like a supermodel.
15 Jun 2015 18:25:37
Congrats ctrl. no reason you should be happy all your life so welcome to the married club😃