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23 Apr 2015 02:02:27
Here's a name for you all. Javier Hernandez.

Watched him tonight playing for RM and scored the winning goal. Looks pacy, bit of a 'fox in the box' type. Seems to have a good attitude.

I think he's exactly what we need.

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23 Apr 2015 06:54:50
Did u see the amount of chances he missed aswell?

23 Apr 2015 07:30:55
Your not serious?

23 Apr 2015 08:21:44
LVG could change him into a master marksman in front of goal.

23 Apr 2015 08:38:33
I'd happily keep him but he wants to play regularly and I can't blame him. He would be excellent for someone like Southampton.

23 Apr 2015 09:15:48
He was a one season wonder. Nice guy, but his overall game is nowhere near good enough. I can see him at Spurs or Southampton as the media suggest and frankly I don't see him doing much there.

23 Apr 2015 09:27:46
Jmb ,

would this be the same lvg you want to get rid of ?

23 Apr 2015 09:32:13
Totally serious, guys. And it's definitely not MOTD fever either, before you accuse me of it, because it wasn't on MOTD.

23 Apr 2015 09:34:32
Haha Stevie, people are actually answering this seriously!

I personally have never heard of the lad, can you tell me anything about him?

23 Apr 2015 10:44:33
GDS2 - There are a lot of people that for some reason rate Hernandez very highly, so I don't see how people have been gullible for responding here. Are you saying that Hernandez for Utd is a joke?

I think he isn't good enough your default position would normally be the opposite.

So I'm confused?

23 Apr 2015 10:12:28
I won £1 million because of this post! Shame the bet was only with myself. Anyone could of scored the goal he did, and he missed loads of chances. Hardly "what we need".

23 Apr 2015 11:08:06
I don't think that Hernandez to leave United is a forgone conclusion. Everyone would have put their morgage on Young, Smalling and maybe even Felliani moving on last year and yet here we are praising them week in week out. He can still do a job but I personally am expecting RVP back on top form next year!

23 Apr 2015 11:13:33
Beast,

Because Stevie's post was clearly tongue in cheek, Hernandez already plays for us for God sake, and every time a player scores a goal somebody comes on here saying they are 'exactly what we need', so Stevie was cracking a joke about it, which appears to have been missed by many including yourself.

I am not saying 'Hernandez for Utd' is a joke, he already plays for us!!

Sorry Stevie I know its not as funny when it needs to be explained, but I did have a good laugh to myself.

23 Apr 2015 11:35:20
If Stevie was being serious you would look very silly here GDS2

23 Apr 2015 11:41:06
GDS2 - Oh right, didn't realise, I just think a lot of people will be arguing that Hernandez is exactly what we need for real and will read the OP as genuine, (his second post, is that a joke as well where he says he is "totally serious"? I suppose some things are much easier to get across through speech, sarcasm is sometime difficult to pick up when it isn't so obvious the point he is making is in jest)!

JMB - I would have been more confident if LVG had kept him at the club, Fellaini, Young etc were all kept so LVG saw something in them. The fact Hernandez was sent to Madrid gives me serious doubt it was a footballing decision and more commercial. He hardly plays so its not like LVG can review his season properly. I think the writing is on the wall for the pea, in fact everyone of our first team players he loaned out, if we can get half decent money for them.

23 Apr 2015 11:42:12
Lol good work Stevie but I can't believe so many people bit!

23 Apr 2015 12:56:17
Speaking of Hernandez, what a silly comment from Henry and how it was Ronaldo's pass. So what how many has Ronaldo scored from tap ins or any other including himself during his playing days. I saw ronaldo tap in to an open goal in their last league game where my 11 year old would have scored too and he does his gaol thing without even acknowledging the pass.

Ronaldo not going over to congratulate him immediately is worse for me than Hernandez celebrating what must be a huge goal for him. Does not do his resale value any harm if we are looking to sell him.

23 Apr 2015 13:17:55
Please don't tell me some thought this was a genuine post! Oh my days lol.

23 Apr 2015 13:27:14
JMB,

I'll sleep safe in the knowledge that Stevie's post was in jest and I do not in any way look silly but thanks anyway.

Beast,

He said he was being serious and then made a motd fever joke which was again clearly in jest. This is a banter site and I actually thought both posts were clearly very funny. There do appear to be different wavelengths that some people struggle to get on when it comes to humour.

23 Apr 2015 13:48:48
Perhaps people should be clearer and label their posts with 'Im about to do a joke' or 'this is sarcasm by the way' if that'll make life easier for some 😆

23 Apr 2015 15:03:23
Lads, you've taken the fun out of it now :(







 

 

 
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