18 Jan 2018 13:09:23
I just realised it's all a ruse, there is no way we are going to sign Sanchez. The guy falls well short of Mourinho's 6ft plus policy.

Unless the extra money we are paying is for shin implants to make him taller? lol.


1.) 18 Jan 2018
18 Jan 2018 13:24:24
Stick him on Mata's shoulders, they should just about make 6ft between them.


2.) 18 Jan 2018
18 Jan 2018 14:19:12
That's a good idea, then if Sanchez looks unhappy we can say "What's the Mata with Sanchez? ". lol.


3.) 18 Jan 2018
18 Jan 2018 15:06:49
Post of the week Shappy 😂.


4.) 18 Jan 2018
18 Jan 2018 15:45:57
Hilarious shappy.
I would rather put mata above Sanchez. That would make him quicker.
Just an opinion.


5.) 18 Jan 2018
18 Jan 2018 16:22:20
If someone was advertising for shin implants and didn't call them shinplants I'd be really disappointed.


6.) 18 Jan 2018
18 Jan 2018 18:21:56
Shappy wins post of the month! 🤣🤣.