28 Jul 2015 08:20:05
Morning. I hope we can sign Lewandawski so here is how the phone conversation.
Schweni: hi Lewi, what's a Pole like you doing working in Germany? All poles work in England!
Lewi: I like it here and I can go to the bars and get served huge steins by young fraulines showing off their cleavage!
Schweni: that's nothing, you should see our Manchester women, they wear nothing and that's in the middle of January!!
Lewi: tell me more!!
Schweni: and in here they give you 4 times more wages and we have huge stadium with adoring fans.
Lewi: and you forgot to mention that Manchester United are the biggest club in the world, much bigger and more popular than Bayern Munchen!!
Schweni: you took the words out of my mouth!!
Lewi: so what's the catch??
Schweni: well. The weather isn't great!! Lifestyle suffers a bit.
Lewi: I'm Polish, I don't need to grow a pair as I I already have two hiuge ones. I tell my frauline where I'm going and she follows.
Schweni: that's it then, leave it with me, I'm German and us Germans known how to handle the Dutch, remember Muller stuffed them in the 74 world cup final!!
Lewi: well, tell your old Dutch "philosopher" to get his finger out and start the "process" !!!

1.) 28 Jul 2015
28 Jul 2015 10:31:15
LMAO !!!!

2.) 28 Jul 2015
28 Jul 2015 12:58:00
I can just picture it now lol !

3.) 28 Jul 2015
28 Jul 2015 13:34:11
Haha. Top post lad!

4.) 28 Jul 2015
28 Jul 2015 20:38:50
Hahahahaha pure class 😂